Bangkok Royal Thai Massage Soi 18 - Meyu
Date & Time of Session: 29 April 4pm
Location: https://maps.app.goo.gl/gtdLE6E8VhE8qqpf7
Name: Meyu
Nationality & Language: Thai, basic English
Age: 40s I would guess
Face: 3/5 Meh generally but great when she smiles
Body: 3/5
Height: 155-160
Skill: 2/5
Service: 1/5
GFE: 1/5
PSE: 1/5
Price & Session Length: 600 thb for 90 mins oil massage + 500 for cheerful conclusion
Repeat: Not with her
Tried this legit massage place on recommendation of forum regular and HE expert Besco. Messaged on Line to try and book and chose the cutest of the bunch of miles that work here. Chose Meyu due to her smile and the leg tattoo made her seem more of a "dead cert" for extras.
The shop is a long way down the soi which in April isn't much fun to walk to but anyhow get there and shower and lie down for the session. I followed Besco's advice of not using the towel and Meyu duly worked my LB "by accident" as she was working on my groin area. The massage itself was very good, if you want mostly good massage then this is a solid spot for it. She turned me over and subtly placed the towel to cover the base of the shaft but expose the rest of it while massaging me.
She asks if I want HJ, I ask for BJ but she giggles and says no, only HJ available. So we agree on 500 and she begins. Up to this point everything has been reasonable enough and I am thinking of becoming a semi-regular here. Problem was, she now gave me the worst HJ of my entire life. I struggle to describe it because it absolutely defies logic how anyone could be so bad. I don't have a big LB at all, but her strokes were so short and weird. It was as if she had never handled anything over 4cm long before. Seriously, it was absolutely bizarre. After she spent a few mins getting me absolutely nowhere I had to take over and finish myself off. It was as if she'd never given a HJ in her entire life!
I wouldn't write the shop off as it's based on provider, and Besco had 1 who was apparently excellent (but not available for me). And they clearly do a good massage element, so just gotta take your chances with the extras | |
