Date & Time of Session: 29 April 4pm
Location: https://maps.app.goo.gl/gtdLE6E8VhE8qqpf7
Name: Meyu
Nationality & Language: Thai, basic English
Age: 40s I would guess
Face: 3/5 Meh generally but great when she smiles
Body: 3/5
Height: 155-160
Skill: 2/5
Service: 1/5
GFE: 1/5
PSE: 1/5
Price & Session Length: 600 thb for 90 mins oil massage + 500 for cheerful conclusion
Repeat: Not with her

Tried this legit massage place on recommendation of forum regular and HE expert Besco. Messaged on Line to try and book and chose the cutest of the bunch of miles that work here. Chose Meyu due to her smile and the leg tattoo made her seem more of a "dead cert" for extras.

The shop is a long way down the soi which in April isn't much fun to walk to but anyhow get there and shower and lie down for the session. I followed Besco's advice of not using the towel and Meyu duly worked my LB "by accident" as she was working on my groin area. The massage itself was very good, if you want mostly good massage then this is a solid spot for it. She turned me over and subtly placed the towel to cover the base of the shaft but expose the rest of it while massaging me.

She asks if I want HJ, I ask for BJ but she giggles and says no, only HJ available. So we agree on 500 and she begins. Up to this point everything has been reasonable enough and I am thinking of becoming a semi-regular here. Problem was, she now gave me the worst HJ of my entire life. I struggle to describe it because it absolutely defies logic how anyone could be so bad. I don't have a big LB at all, but her strokes were so short and weird. It was as if she had never handled anything over 4cm long before. Seriously, it was absolutely bizarre. After she spent a few mins getting me absolutely nowhere I had to take over and finish myself off. It was as if she'd never given a HJ in her entire life!

I wouldn't write the shop off as it's based on provider, and Besco had 1 who was apparently excellent (but not available for me). And they clearly do a good massage element, so just gotta take your chances with the extras

@jackthebat - Damn...why didn't you warn me beforehand?

The boss lady of that place gave me the best prostate massage I ever had. But she also really seemed to be into it at the moment. I think that shop is kinda weird with not that good looking girls but they seem to provide some really good massage and...

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Originally posted by Vuka at 11-5-2024 00:39
@jackthebat - Damn...why didn't you warn me beforehand?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yantra_tattooing

Yantra tattooing or Sak Yant is a form of tattooing using Indian yantra designs. It consists of sacred geometrical, animal and deity designs accompanied by Pali phrases that are said to offer power, protection, fortune, charisma and other benefits for the bearer.

Tattoos believed to offer protection and other benefits have been recorded everywhere throughout both mainland Southeast Asia and as far south as Indonesia and the Philippines. Over the centuries the tradition spread to what is now Cambodia, Laos, Thailand, and parts of Myanmar. While the tradition itself originates with indigenous tribal animism, it became closely tied to the Hindu-Buddhist concept of yantra or mystical geometric patterns used during meditation. Tattoos of yantra designs were believed to hold magic power, and were used much like the kolam tattoos of India. For these people, religion is closely tied to the notion of magic, health, and good fortune.

JtB

Damn, sorry to hear that Vuka.  At least you got a quality massage out of it and the overall price is reasonable.  That's so strange that she was clueless with the HE.

I've seen 3 different girls there and would repeat with all of them.  The massage portion is usually very good and surprisingly, the HJ has been excellent with 2 of them.  

The last time I booked Ja Oh again (although she hasn't been available recently, maybe left the shop?) and about 1h15 in to a 2h massage she started with the HJ.  But she wasn't giving it direct attention, she was kinda continuing to massage my legs while deftly rubbing her elbow and forearm across my LB.  It's tough to explain but it felt different and amazing.  Then once she got in to the actual HJ she spent a good 15 minutes softly caressing it as if it were a butterfly that she didn't want to crush.  Usually I can last as long as I want, but this lady actual made me blow a bit early due to her incredible skill.  

My usual strategy is to choose one of the older and less attractive ladies.  TBH, during the session I like to close my eyes anyway, so it doesn't matter to me too if the lady isn't much of a looker.  I figure the older ladies will give you a memorable experience b/c they might not get as many clients and they want you to come back.

Not your fault Besco It's just luck of the drawer with the provider and their aptitude.  I've had some awful HE efforts before elsewhere, this was just such a weird technique failure on her part.  I get the eyes closed point, but I worry about the girl being uncomfortable that I'm clearly imagining another to finish Also, I've gone through so many stunning Thai women now that I struggle to deal with the other end of the spectrum