Sometimes I just dont want to give any effort for sex and just want my sore muscles and back to be worked on. Sometimes after a good massage, I feel like a whole new person. Keep in mind my body is all fucked up from my youthful motocross days. I had alot of "hold my beer" moments when friends propose stupid ass stunts and jumps and Ill do them to impress the girl or prove I had thr balls. When the adult me would just shake my head thinking "what a fucken idiot". Payback is a bitch for all the dumbass shit you put your body though when you were young. And all the "I dont need to see a doctor, ill just walk it off" only for it to make you more fucked when you get older.
And sometimes with WGs I just feel ripped off. Yeah they might be hot. But they go all starfish no effort mode once you got your wanker out and you end up doing all the work while they bitch at you to finish. At least with a massage, I get something out of it and its more money well spent since they are actually moving and "working" and not just laying there naked complaining about you taking too long.
Sometimes "I" feel like I should be paid since Im doing all the fucken work.
Dont get me wrong, some WG is absolutely worth it and make you feel like a king. But these days it seems like more of a hit and miss.
Thanks to these forums I found out who to see and who to avoid.
Twiceaweek. It was just at your typical places everywhere. Mong Kok, SSP, TST, etc. Some I just got led up by some flyer granny cause Ill walk around and get sore and Ill think "why not at these prices".
Once again, these are not lookers. Just your typical old auntie types.
Now that I think about it. I would often refuse the HJ when they ask cause they werent anything to look at and they would say somwthing like "its only $100, its not much money, come on" and just start wanking it. Maybe they just have a counter offer when you reject them so at least they walk away with some kind of tip? Maybe I used a bargaining trick I wasnt even aware of lol. Kinda like when you walk away at ladies market and they try to lure you back with a lower counter offer lol.
And I also find most asian Massages to be more effective than western massages where it seems like they are just covering you up in oil like when im marinating ribs for supper lol. Im a fan of really painful massages. Maybe its a gateway for S&M, I dunno lol.
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