Massage parlour questions
I was hoping you guys can answer a couple of questions for me.
1. What is the standard tipping rate for a handjob? I remember when I was an absolute noob, I got suckered into paying $500 for a HJ. Ever since then, I found most places offer it for $100 and that was about a year ago. And now that Im back, the past couple of places have asked $200-$300. Is that normal? And these arent those joints where you know a HJ is a sure thing with hot girls in sexy outfits, etc. Im talking about some typical run down MP in HK with average women dressed normally.
2. Are only HJs offered? Are bjs every a thing? If so, can someone send me a pm about the rates and location that offers it?
3. How do you politely get them to stop talking and prying at personal details when you get a massage? I typically like to have a quite and relaxing time. But it seems more often then none, I end up doing a whole Q&A session with them wanting to marry me or for me to marry their daughter for most likely a green card. Sometimes its a joke, but some get pretty serious about it and it makes me feel super uncomfortable. The other day this woman just kept prying at it and wont let it go. Telling me about how I should marry her and take her teenage daughter as mine and how good of a kid she is, etc. Not the fucken thing to joke about nor a thing I want to hear while I am just trying to relax. I even tired ignoring the questions pretending I didnt hear them, and she would just keep repeating it until I respond.
I dont want to be rude and tell them to stfu cause im afraid that would lead to them giving me half ass service. But ignoring them doesnt seem to work either. How do you guys deter this from happening?
3. I know alot just out right ask if you want to get jerked off. But I find some just massage ALOT around that area with the slightest touches all around it. Some have even just layed on top of me cuddling, being all cutesy etc. But dont offer anything. Is it something I just need to ask for? Is it acceptable to just have a boner and see where things go? Or is that going to get me kicked out the room while naked and shamed for the world to see?
Im talking about the super sensual and sexual massages with touching private bits and I end up left hanging with blue balls when it totally seems like a sure thing. Not the massages that are super legit with a legit glut massage, etc.
4. Is it ever ok to pick a tenant or ask for someone else? Sometimes you see real cuties working and I end up with some auntie that wont take no for an answer when they force a HJ on you. Ill say no and move their hand away but they just keep at it.
5. Any good recommendations for a good massage with a happy ending? Ive tried some walk ups that offers it. But usually its a rip off that isnt worth the extra money and when I go for massages, I dont want to give the effort of having sex, I just want relax and blow off a load.
Thanks for all your help guys! | |