Original Post
obe

17-4-2016 11:09
Reply #1 cruman999's post

Here is an insight to what you face if you accept the above role.

1) He complains about most bills
2) He listens to Heroes by David Bowie 25 times a night
3) He is partial to getting his cock out after three beers
4) He never shuts up about the All Blacks
5) He needs three meals between 10pm and 6am
6) He falls in love 15 times a night
7) He does not wake up until 2pm everyday
8) He will hold a conversation with you while you are trying to do someone behind the curtain
9) He thinks the NZ cricket team has some talent
10) He has fucked half of Nana Plaza

But most important...

11) He is the best guy you will ever meet

Good luck to all applicants.

Obe

UsernameTimeCreditsReason
jake.houston 17-4-2016 11:30 Acceptance +30 Also very accurate.
cruman999 17-4-2016 13:22 Acceptance +2 All true except number 9, our cricket teams only talent is losing the important games
austin821 17-4-2016 16:05 Acceptance +3 Awesome reply


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