Now that Bro Obe has retired from punting I am seeking a replacement wingman, applicants must have the following attributes

1) An alcoholic
2) Prefer older women (40 up but preference for those over 60)
3) Has never met a women you wouldn't fuck
4) Cannot sing a single note in tune
5) Loves David Bowie (scary monster or earlier only), Rage against the machine, Black Sabbath, Placebo, AC/DC, etc NO fuckin ABBA, lame glam rock, rap or turgid soft love songs and definitly no Chinese music even if the silly buggers finally realise you need a set of fucking drums
6) Will happily step up and take the dog/heffer/insane leaving the cute good looking ones for me everytime



Also looking for some attributes that Obe lacked

1) Happily pay for all my drinks
2) Happily pay for all my girls drinks
3) Happily pay for my girl (including bar fines)
4) Pay for my flights and accomodation everytime I want to come over

Locations required are Hong Kong/Shekou and Bangkok

Here is an insight to what you face if you accept the above role.

1) He complains about most bills
2) He listens to Heroes by David Bowie 25 times a night
3) He is partial to getting his cock out after three beers
4) He never shuts up about the All Blacks
5) He needs three meals between 10pm and 6am
6) He falls in love 15 times a night
7) He does not wake up until 2pm everyday
8) He will hold a conversation with you while you are trying to do someone behind the curtain
9) He thinks the NZ cricket team has some talent
10) He has fucked half of Nana Plaza

But most important...

11) He is the best guy you will ever meet

Good luck to all applicants.

Obe

Does he also carry a passport photo of his favourite sheep in his wallet?

Just to clarify a few things

1) He complains about most bills......Only because you cant say no to girls and buy them endless drinks which I pay half of for you
2) He listens to Heroes by David Bowie 25 times a night.......not true only 10-15 times a night and besides its the best song ever
3) He is partial to getting his cock out after three beers.......only when there are bargirls to be impressed with it
4) He never shuts up about the All Blacks...............Greatest sports team in the world bar none, undisputed fact
5) He needs three meals between 10pm and 6am...........at least I dont fuckin wilt at 1am and need someone to carry me home
6) He falls in love 15 times a night.................True but I also fall out of love 15 times a night
7) He does not wake up until 2pm everyday........I am on holiday so why should I get up early
8) He will hold a conversation with you while you are trying to do someone behind the curtain.......Just to stop you saying "oh baby" over and over again
9) He thinks the NZ cricket team has some talent........see above reply
10) He has fucked half of Nana Plaza......thats not true its only about 40%

But most important...

11) He is the best guy you will ever meet..............What can I say to this


I know 1 thing you missed on this list, and thats the fact I have been known to fuck tigers

[ Last edited by  cruman999 at 17-4-2016 13:34 ]

I just managed to figure this out .... I know who Obe is getting hitched with!

Got any good applicants yet?

Obe

Actually I just realized it hasn't even been a week!

Obe