New wingman required
Now that Bro Obe has retired from punting I am seeking a replacement wingman, applicants must have the following attributes
1) An alcoholic
2) Prefer older women (40 up but preference for those over 60)
3) Has never met a women you wouldn't fuck
4) Cannot sing a single note in tune
5) Loves David Bowie (scary monster or earlier only), Rage against the machine, Black Sabbath, Placebo, AC/DC, etc NO fuckin ABBA, lame glam rock, rap or turgid soft love songs and definitly no Chinese music even if the silly buggers finally realise you need a set of fucking drums
6) Will happily step up and take the dog/heffer/insane leaving the cute good looking ones for me everytime
Also looking for some attributes that Obe lacked
1) Happily pay for all my drinks
2) Happily pay for all my girls drinks
3) Happily pay for my girl (including bar fines)
4) Pay for my flights and accomodation everytime I want to come over
Locations required are Hong Kong/Shekou and Bangkok | |
