jetsetting2much
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23-3-2013 04:47 |
Americans are already all too familiar with the following condition:
Coyote Syndrome: this all-too-common affliction is often a consequence of BAR-BeRS (see above), though inebriation alone is often sufficient to contract the symdrome. A BAR-BeRS-afflicted mongerer--combined with inebriation--will often drastically lower his WG/MM/Civilian-aesthetics baseline to avoid going home alone. This Coyote Syndrome usually strikes in early morning, as mongerer wakes (regains consciousness) to find a rather unsightly WG/MM/Civilian in his bed asleep on his arm. This results in an immediate blood pressure spike and natural fight-or-flight panic response in the mongerer's caveman brain. Impulse is to immediately evacuate the area (including his own dwelling). Most important is to escape without waking his overnight partner. (The name derives from the fact that coyotes in the wild will chew off any of their own legs caught in a hunter's trap, rather than remain trapped.)
Cure: No known. If escape and evasion is not possible, symptoms may be mitigated by immediately drinking no less than 4 tequila (2-fingers by measure each) shots upon waking. In the case of civilian Coyote Syndrome, Civilian Denial Syndrome (see above) as a treatment is currently under closely-supervised clinical trials (note: fatalities have been reported in this type of treatment.) (Scientific community inquiries may be made to Dr. Wander).
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| wander |
23-3-2013 11:49 |
Acceptance +3 |
Haha! Nice additions. |
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