Originally posted by slimshanks at 19-4-2012 03:18
packing nicer clothes for his trips ... Big mistake.
Very important to have the same routine at home as out of home ... make sure you dress up when there's no reason, just to watch a show on TV ... etc. etc.
Make sure you buy your own clothes on a regular basis - especially underwear, ties, casual shirts, etc - and leave the receipt lying around on the dresser the first few times
Buy cologne or aftershave for yourself from time to time - good idea to get it on a business trip "because you noticed it was cheaper", and again have the receipt the first few times, then (importantly) NOT have the receipt at least once
Get some funny-smelling handwash to use in the office before going home
Or maybe use hand-cream at home occasionally - you can steal hers and make a joke of it, do it when she can see you do it - whatever her reaction it'll label you as doing unpredictable things
Next time she has a birthday, get her some perfume, and try out some of the testers every day for the week before, so you smell of something completely different every day
Everything you might end up wanting to do one day, should first be done in open at home. |