The key to good anal is a lot of lube. Like a LOT of lube. If you don't have any lube on hand, conditioner works wel - and all hourly hotels will have cheap conditioner. Don't use shampoo or soap - it wears out and stings.
As for not getting any on you... well, what do you think is gonna come out of her ass? Roses? You can lower the odds of it being really shitty by having her do an enema before sex, or at least make sure she has pooped relatively recently, so it's not there waiting for you. But its never gonna be that pleasant smelling. It's an asshole.
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You can lower the odds of it being really shitty by having her do an enema before sex, or at least make sure she has pooped relatively recently, so it's not there waiting for you. But its never gonna be that pleasant smelling. It's an asshole.