Hi there Bros,

I do like anal. The tightness and if the girl is well trained, she can rhytemic (sp) squeeze her ass sho that you can feel the full pleasure.

Here is the problem mates,  how do you avoid the toxic mixture of ky and the shite that comes out.  Depending on what she had earlier in the day, the mix can be rather hard on the nose.

On a related note, if you are to be served with the nasty dragon drill, how to make sure that the server would not have the endure the nastiness from the servee.

Appreciate your suggestions.

Cheers

I believe most anal scenes in porn movies are filmed after the actress does an enema earlier in the day. Not sure how you could guarantee a WG would do this before a session, unless she is a regular.

While not a huge fan of anal, the few times I have partaken have been relatively odor and sludge free.  None of these times did I make any special request ahead of time, but I guess girls who do anal may do some extra cleansing regularly.

In most places in China where you are expecting a bit of rimming, the girl will give your butt hole a good cleansing sometimes with toothpaste.  But its usually not too deep.  You may want try to go in a bit more if she'll allow you to.  Try to avoid menthol though.

LOL @ toothpaste.

In the times that I did it w/ my partner, I've only found 2-3 times where it was 'clean', like porno clean. lol  The other times, there was some residue. lol
But anal is good because it's tight, and you don't have to worry about getting her pregnant, and you can cream-pie.

I think it has to do w/ timing and shitting.  If the girl shits prior to you doing anal, you have a small chance of the nasty coming in together.

There was a time, where we were doing anal and I had to stop because she felt like 'shit' was going to come out.

Only recently tried it.  Personally not a huge fan based on this one experience, probably because it was almost too tight and difficult to get movement going.  But with regards to your question, I think it's pretty much a crapshoot (sorry, terrible pun).  If she's got shit waiting in there to come out, then there's gonna be residue.  On the other hand, if it hasn't made its way that far along, then you'll probably be ok.  But again, no way to tell for sure.  I figure in the movies there has to be a cleansing process beforehand as previously mentioned.  Otherwise, there'd be no way to guarantee you get a clean shot.

So, unless she's planned ahead, I don't think there's any way to avoid it other than just luck.

Not trying to be controversial, and I have done anal only a couple of times. But make me think if I like it too much am I on a road to gayness!!

That said I would imagine it may be a nice thing to experience if your a taker!

Nothing like a good dump! And it's gotta feel like your having many many dumps, how satisfying would that be.

you only run that risk if she is the one analing you  

The key to good anal is a lot of lube. Like a LOT of lube. If you don't have any lube on hand, conditioner works wel - and all hourly hotels will have cheap conditioner. Don't use shampoo or soap - it wears out and stings.

As for not getting any on you... well, what do you think is gonna come out of her ass? Roses? You can lower the odds of it being really shitty by having her do an enema before sex, or at least make sure she has pooped relatively recently, so it's not there waiting for you. But its never gonna be that pleasant smelling. It's an asshole.

That old saying "The taker is gay while the giver is a sportsman" always brings a smile to my face.
Yep the smell of shit is enough to put me off my game. If you are going anal the shower is always a good option along with lots of lube, all the nasties can get washed away promptly along with the smell.

[ Last edited by  halfclover at 27-2-2012 15:19 ]

I suppose the persons to ask who would have a lot of experience in this area would be:

1. porno actresses who do it - does anyone amongst our tight community know any ?

2. gay guys - man eat a lot more than women and gay men tend to have anal sex a lot more than women, and this would seem to address the requirement for anal sex and the constraint of shxt coming out or close to coming out, so maybe someone here knows a gay friend they can ask? Gay men would probably be very open and straight (!) with the answer.

Keep on mongering

Most likely, your dick will be covered with brown shit, and stinks like hell (obviously..). Lube it well before, and if you cant get your dick hard enough, try one of the vitamins (V or C), and you are good to go.

Keep few wet wipes handy, just in case...you will need them...

It is a timing thing and a rare one.  You ever wiped your ass and it was ghost wiped?  Like you wiped and the toilet paper was clean? That's what you need your girl to do.  If she ever gets that, then chances are the poop isn't in the recturm and all the pleasure will lead a clean oofing.


The trick is to not use KY.  Use some kind of PETRO JELLY.

At the risk of giving something close to medical advice, petroleum jelly and other oil based lubricants weaken latex, and could cause condom failure. You don't want that when you're balls deep in some WGs ass...

I have a regular wg in Australia who loves anal. I hav often wondered when she shits cos every time I have done her there has been no smell and no mess.......and boy does it feel good!!

She will see 8 guys in a shift and will take everyone of them up her arse.....that is why she is so popular.  My guess is she goes once a day in the morning before she goes to work.

For most normal bowels, the lower colon is typically empty.  It is only full of shit when one is feeling the urge TO shit.  Hence the advice to have the girl poop is a good one and as a result you won't be packing any fudge.  If she can't take a dump it's because her colon is empty and so you're good to go!

If, in addition, she does an enema too, then so much the better. but it is not absolutely necessary.

The advice for "lots of lube" is not universal, in fact too much lube can work its way up the bowels and end up causing an enema like reaction.  So follow this advice on a case-by-case basis.  I've had a several girls who preferred minimal lube (just their own pussy juices) and I've had friends who basically squirted a tube of KY up the girl's butt and then wondered where all the diarrhea was coming from!

The porn style "ass-to-mouth" routine requires that the girl not eat for 12 hours AND do an enema, in order to reduce the risk of transmitting E. Coli bacteria to the upper GI track (makes one puke like a mothafucka ), and don't take your cock out of her ass and stick it in her pussy either or you'll give her bacterial vaginosis and have to deal with a stinky pussy!

There's a video about of DanDan (yes the notorious one) doing V2A and A2V

some of the comments on this post are hilarious!!! too bloody funny! A real comedy show.

in terms of the WG in Australia with no smell in post #14, I guess by the time she has done her 4th client of the day any residue that was lingering is well and truly pushed back up toward he stomach so this is one time when being last on the list is good LOL!

the degree of expertise and experience possessed amongst our tight community on the most wide ranging of subjects, both sexual and non sexual, never ceases to astound me .

one punter talking about bowel movements, A to V, lube, e coli, bacterial vaginosis like he is a gastroenterologist

and

another talking about his regular in Australia who used to have anal with 9 guys a day like he is describing his barber who cuts hair on 8-9 clients a day and never has time for lunch.

What an amazing group of people we are

Keep on mongering

Yes, in regards to the WG in Australia who has 9 clients per day - I would guess she would eat lightly or in the extreme have a liquid diet.  Best thing for you to do is wear a condom and hold your breath until the money shot.

It's funny, but I've never gotten a whiff of stinky ass while doing a girl's ass.  I've sometimes smelled ass during doggie intercourse from an unclean bunghole, but the girls I've drilled in the poop shoot never stank.  I have once or twice gotten poop on my peter, and if you think about it, the head of your dick is unfortunately shaped just so it will tend to scoop out any floaties with the coronal rim.

But like they say, no pain no gain!