It's time like these....
....., that I wish to recount my most stupidest punting moments, in hopes of lifting the spirits of a fellow bro.
But... I forgot most of them!
And that's the point. A life lived without going down the "uncharted path" once in a while aint a life. The great adventures stay with you forever, the blunders quickly forgotten (or indeed still bring a smile to your face in recollection).
I will recount one very similar episode that occurred in my past. A beautiful barmaid (what IS IT with me and barmaids???), her body sculpted by god himself, an ass so hard paper money would bounce off, her tits so large and round and (OMG her tits were epic!!). A face (yes, she had a face too!!!!) a sight only angels could dwell upon without being blinded.
Ummm, you get the point. I was just the teeniest bit smitten with her.
I pursued. She liked me. Her "favorite customer". I asked her out. "Maybe..., but I never date customers... Everybody talks!". Yeah.. I get it. But from then on she flirted like crazy with me. Drove me nuts.. Lots of touching, lite kisses, but never more.
We got to know each other quite well. I stared at her miraculous body often, and she showed it off for me often. But never got to go further. Then she discusses a serious financial problem. Gonna take about $2KUSD to solve. I just got a major promotion. I was flush!
The BIG MAN ego decided to come out and join the party. Asshole!
I told her not to worry another second about it. The next nite I returned and passed her an envelope with the required funds. Felt good. What a hero, right?
She gushed and swooned (hehe, yep, I AM a fucking god amongst men!!).
I let the week go by, not wishing to rush things. And then I return. Asked her out again. "I never go with customers... Everybody talks!!!!".
Fuckin kidding me??
I never did fuck her.
Today I smile as I recount this. Lord she had a body to die for!!!
A lesson learned --- don't let your ego make your decisions for you. | |
