Most Embarrassing / Humiliating Experience Ever!
A shout-out to all fellow bros out there. Being men and doing what we love the most, I am sure that there are a few humiliating sexcapes that we will not be sharing with friends about. Anyway, let me start off with mine.
I'm a frequent traveler to Singapore and during my trips, I will always take a chance to visit the WGs in one of the many Hotel 81s there. There's this sweet petite chinese girl that I had my eyes on, her name is Ching Ching. Upon going into the room, we started off with the usuals, small talks, make corny jokes, kissing, stripping to check out the goods, massages, taking baths and everything.
Once all of that is done, we proceeded to the bed and i fetched my wallet for my condom (yes, I carry my own condom). While going through my pants' pockets, to my horror I realised my wallet was not with me at that moment! A million things were going through my mind at that that, should I explain things and get the cash back to her later? should I call someone? shall I make a run for it?
I decided to explain to her the situation and hopes that she understands. I started with something like, "This is embarrassing, but as of now, I have no money on me. Do you think it's ok if..' before I can finish my sentence, she cut me off and shouted 'NO MONEY?' 'NO MONEY???' (I think she is allergy to the words 'no money'). She started screaming and cussing me in some dialect in which i could not understand (I know its not mandarin as I can understand the language. So much for a sweet looking petite girl). She proceeded to get dressed and went down to get her muscle/pimp. The guy confronted me, calling me a cheap bastard!
I told him to calm down, and I tried to explain everything to him. I asked if its ok if I were to take Ching Ching overnight and I'll pay her once we go to my hotel room. He said she doesnt do overnights and that he does not trust me anyway. At that moment, I hit a brick wall. I could not think of any other possibilities other than calling my colleague to bail me out (we travel together for business purposes). I decided i would rather risk the embarrassment of letting my colleagues know that I frequent such places, rather than getting messed up by the pimp/muscle.
Till today, whenever I call any colleagues of mine outside of working hour, they would first ask me, 'Man, you need bailing out again?' (followed by laughter) instead of hello. This would be a very funny story if it happens to someone else. But not so much when it's on me. Hahaha. 
Well, that concludes my most embarrassing sexcape experience ever. Any other bros out there wishes to share theirs?
I do not know if such a topic has been posted before, if yes, then I apologies. Hope to hear from you guys!
Peace bros~ | |
