The Bachelor Code
Came across this the other week, thought a few of the members of the forum might find it amusing.
These are the Bachelor Codes which can be found in the book “The Professional Bachelor” by Brett Tate.
Bachelor Code #1
MEN WANT A SEXY GIRLFRIEND
Men want a nice beautiful girl who loves sex, and can make pretty babies.
WOMEN WANT A HOLLYWOOD LIFESTYLE
Women want a Life of Luxury without any responsibility with a wealthy man they can control.
Bachelor Code #2
When a woman is on her back, the meter is running.
Bachelor Code #3
A woman is entitled to the same amount of respect she gives you, and not one ounce more.
Bachelor Code #4
Women want to be treated equal to men. When they can’t compete, they demand preferential treatment.
Bachelor Code #5
The amount of money you spend on first dates is inversely proportionate to the level of respect you receive in return.
Bachelor Code #6
Never get pinned down in a relationship too soon. Hold onto your independence like it’s your virginity.
Bachelor Code #7
Men think. Women Emote. It’s genetic, and women will never admit
Bachelor Code #8
In the game of Life, Men Appreciate and Women depreciate.
Plan Accordingly
Bachelor Code #9
Strength and self-confidence generates attraction. Add a subtle weakness, and the attraction explodes.
Bachelor Code #10
Women want what they don’t have, And when they have it, they don’t want it.
Bachelor Code #11
The most important tool in seduction is knowing WHO not to date.
Bachelor Code #12
No matter how hot a chick is, you have to be willing to walk.
Bachelor Code #13
Higher a Girl’s Income, the lower her Sex Drive
Bachelor Code #14
Never surrender your Honour or Lifestyle for a piece of ass
Bachelor Code #15
The marriage institution is falling because women have a financial incentive to destroy it.
Bachelor Code #16
When you see a happy man, somewhere nearby is a pissed off woman.
Bachelor Code #17
Woman’s power is derived from Limitation of the Sex Supply.
Bachelor Code #18
Paid Sex is always cheaper than Free Sex | |
