Started looking into the various "tea delivery services" around Taiwan. The ones I found online are very likely to be fake and pricey for what they offer. Standard rate for full service seems to be about $100 - $120 USD, with some that  are unexplainably and hilariously expensive - I've seen 600USD for a plain Jane local Taiwanese girl. I don't get it - Judging by the listings there's no shortage of local talent And whatever gap is more than filled by the Vietnamese and Malaysian ladies who ply their trade here.

Given the severe dearth of intel online in on this website, I tried to contact some of these agents. But no one responded to me. So I decided to try my luck at that spa that was mentioned in multiple posts on here.

After some investigation here's the exact address of this place:

露露spa
704台南市北區東豐路355號3 樓

The address is 3rd floor but it's really the second floor. The front counter is manned by this triad gangster looking guy who was patient with my bad Chinese language skills. I was quoted $1800 NTD for 50 minutes and did a hilarious hand wanking motion to make sure I understood what I was getting. I wasn't going there expecting just a tug job. But I realized I have never gotten one before So I said hey why not.

The 1st girl they brought out was easily late 40s skinny and not my type. Second gal was on the heavier side and was about late 30s / early 40s. I liked her look and wanted to try a larger gal as it is new to me.

So the massage was decent considering what kind of place this is. I suppose that's the advantage of picking a more heavy set masseuse. She let me touch everything. I suspect she was using some kind of a Bluetooth speaker to play slurping noises when we got to the fun part. It was very surreal. Her voice and her noises sounded very mechanical like it came out of a speaker. But she got the job done and she was pleasant enough.

Just wanted to post something relating to this part of the world. It really is worth paying a little bit of money to take a 1 hour flight to Hong Kong instead.