Date & Time of Session: May, 2014
Location: Some random hotel in the middle of nowhere near Vinh City, Nghe An, Vietnam
Nationality & Language: Vietnamese, Very Little English
Age: Early 20s
Face: 2/5
Body: 3/5
Skill: 1/5
Service: 1/5
Price & Session Length: 200,000 VND for 30 minutes
Repeat: Nope

I had sex with a prostitute for the first time in my life on Friday the 11th of October. They're called "night-time butterflies" here in Vietnam. The word "butterfly" is slang for pussy. "Bird" is slang for cock. After being in Vietnam for 57 days my bird wanted some attention. Jerking off to the girls of RedTube can only bring you so much excitement. I had done a little online "research" on how to find some butterfly. Cabbies or motorbike drivers can find them for you. I showed the first cabbie I saw a condom and said "boom boom". He gave me a big grin. We drove for what seemed like an eternity. We stopped once so I could piss on the side of the road. I was pretty drunk. Liquid courage. He handed me his phone so I could talk to his friend. Later I figured out I was talking with his friend the pimp. The pimp told me he could get one girl for 150,000 Vietnamese Dong in 15 minutes. When I got there it was really late at night and the girl was waiting. She didn't look very happy. Maybe she was sleeping. Most of the girls here are asleep by 10 PM. Was she dragged out of bed so she could fuck some white guy? She was a 5 overall. She did have nice long legs, a sort-of-cute face and looked like she was in her early 20's.

We went to a random hotel room and she immediately locked the door and checked the window. Then she double-checked that the door was locked. She said, "hot boy". I replied, "hot girl". We started to kiss. She wasn't that great of a kisser. She motioned at my shorts and t-shirt. I took them off. She went into the bathroom to get undressed. She comes out with nothing on and a few condoms in her hand. She starts off by giving me some head. Her mouth was wet and warm. She kept spitting out saliva onto the floor for some unknown reason. I don't think she enjoyed having a bird in her mouth. She put the condom on me and we proceed to missionary. The sex was terrible. There was no passion and she had a frown on her face the whole time. The highlight of the act was when she got on top for some cowgirl. I got a nice view of her hairy Bush with my cock sliding in and out. The pimp, cabbie and a few locals were waiting outside. I gave the pimp 200,000 Dong and got in the taxi.