Happy old lady
A doctor on his morning walk, noticed an old lady sitting on her front step smoking a cigar, so he walked up to her and said,
"I couldn't help but notice how happy you look! What is your secret?"
"I smoke ten cigars a day," she said.
"Before I go to bed, I smoke a nice big joint.
Apart from that, I drink a whole bottle of Jack Daniel's every week, and eat only junk food.
On weekends, I pop pills, get laid, and don't exercise at all."
"That is absolutely amazing! How old are you?"
"Thirty-four," she replied.
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