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Stonecold Erotic Emperor UID 11747 Digest Posts 0 Credits 2104 Posts 558 Karma 2091 Acceptance 264 Reading Access 60 Registered 27-5-2008 Status Offline

#1 Post at 24-3-2009 14:03  Profile P.M.  Font size: S M L The 10 inch BIC Two Men were out fishing when one decides to have a smoke He asks the other guy if he has a lighter He replies " Yes i do " and hands the other a 10 inch long BIC lighter Surprised the guy asks "Where did you get this?" The guy replies " Oh I have a personal genie" The first man asks "Can i make a wish? " Sure says the other man "Just make sure that you speak clearly cause he is a little hard at hearing" "Ok I will" says the other as he rubs the lamp a genie appears and asks the man what he wants The man says " I want a Million Bucks " The genie says OK and goes back to his bottle and 10 seconds later a million ducks fly over head And the guy says to the other " Your genie realy sucks at hearing doesnt He?" The other man replies "I know do you realy think i asked for a 10 inch BIC"

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#2 Post at 25-3-2009 10:18  Profile P.M.  Font size: S M L Reply #1 Stonecold's post   nice joke but a little predictable.

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#3 Post at 26-3-2009 03:03  Profile P.M.  Font size: S M L haha good one

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#4 Post at 26-3-2009 23:38  Profile P.M.  Font size: S M L The version i heard went like this: Man goes into a pub and says to the barman, "If you give me a free beer I'll show you something really cool." The barman thinks what the hell and pours the man a drink. The man then produces from his bag a miniature foot-tall piano player, complete with keyboard. The tiny man plays a series of classical tunes and takes a bow. "Wow, that's amazing," says the barman. "How did you get it?" "Magic genie," replies the man, producing an old oil lamp. "Try it, you only get one wish though, so speak clearly." The barman rubs the lamp, and out pops the genie. "I want a million bucks!" he demands. Poof! In a puff of smoke the pub is suddenly filled with ducks, geese, swans and other fowl. "Hey, I said I wanted a million bucks, not a million bucks!" complains the barman. "Tell me about it," says the man. "I didn't ask for a 12-inch pianist either."

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