Date and Time: December 2023, Friday at 9PM
Location: Caesar World Sauna Taipei, search 亞太三溫暖 on Google Maps, on the 15th floor of the building
Name: wouldn’t give, number 77
Nationality (Language): Taiwanese (Mandarin, Taiwanese, English)
Age: low- to mid-30s

Ratings are with a 5 being average, not 7. 10 is extremely rare/supermodel status (following desura’s rating system).

Face: 5/10 - There was nothing that particularly jumped out, straddling the line between Asian baby girl and middle-aged. Not ugly, but not cute either. Had a roundish profile and slightly chubby cheeks.
Body: 6/10 - Athletic but in a stout kind of way, kind of like a gymnast but without the super-toned musculature. Slight love handles and a bit of a belly that’s noticeable when lying down and when sitting up. Great legs and ass (she runs marathons). About B-cup, enhanced. Smooth skin, no tattoos that I noticed. Height between 4'11" to 5’1” and estimated 120-125lbs.
Skill: 8/10 - Very talented with her hands and a rather decent massage for the time taken.
Service: 5/10 - Actual FS was very stiff but hand technique was great, so it averages out.
GFE: 7/10 (BBBJ, AR, BBBJTCWS)
PSE: 3/10 (kind of like having sex with a machine)
Price & Session Length: 4,200 NTD for 50min.
Repeat: Yes, but will request a different provider.

This was my first visit to the sauna.

Pre-massage
Find the elevators in the mall where the sauna is located and go to the 15th floor. There’s a big reception area with a bunch of Greek/Roman theming and some frankly fascinating wall paintings that are fun to look at. Talk to the receptionist at the front desk and get assigned a numbered key. Hand your shoes to the shoe attendant and tell him if you want them cleaned or not. Walk into the locker room; the number on your key corresponds to the number on the locker. I saw other reviews saying that there is a double lock system on the lockers that requires an attendant to lock and unlock the lockers in addition to your own key but that didn’t happen for me. Strip naked and put your stuff in your locker before making your way into the sauna area. Shower and use the facilities in there if you want. There’s a couple of steam rooms, a large pool, a faux ice bath, and a heated bath. There’s also a small room off to the side with a few pieces of exercise equipment. Once you’re done in the sauna area, grab a towel, a pair of shorts, and a robe off the shelves near the steam rooms and get toweled off and dressed. At this point you can either go back to your locker to get your phone and whatever else you want or you can go straight to the lounge area.

I think the mamasans are good at recognizing who is going to be a potential customer and will likely identify you right away. However, it doesn’t hurt to make yourself visible. When you enter the lounge area, you’ll be in the bottom right corner with a wall to your right and a wet bar/food service area to your left. Turn left and walk past the bar towards the green exit sign/stairs and sit in a seat in that general area. This puts you almost directly in front of the staircase that goes up to the secret door so it’s highly likely the mamasan will notice you. I waited for about 2 minutes before the mamasan approached me and asked me if I wanted a “special massage” for 4200NTD. Said yes and was led up a staircase and through a secret door into a dimly lit corridor with a separate security station. Was guided into a room and asked to wait.

Massage
All communication with the mamasan was in English. Chatted briefly with the mamasan and was told that Thai and Taiwanese providers are available, Taiwanese ones are on the older side. Went with Taiwanese because it seemed fitting for the first time experience. Requested a slender figure which either wasn’t understood or was waved off. Said yes to the first provider presented by the mamasan. In retrospect, this was likely a mistake. I probably should have taken a little more time so that I could recognize she didn't really match what I asked for. Next time, I will probably ask to see other providers after being shown the first.

After I confirmed my choice, the woman left to grab her stuff (towels, massage oil, etc). She came back and put her things down next to the massage table. Then, she helped me get undressed and had me lie face down on the massage table while covering me with a couple warm towels. She started the massage at this point, which was actually decent. At one point she got on my back and was using her full body weight to massage out knots in my shoulders and upper back. She got undressed while on top of me so I couldn't see it happen but I could hear it. During this time we were making light conversation. Chatting was not bad, switched to Mandarin about 2 minutes in at her request. She switched to a cat bath and then she began using massage oil to begin body rubbing and started making brushes in the groin area to tease LB. After about 10 minutes of massaging, she asked me to get on all fours as she started playing with LB.

She then transitioned into AR + HJ. She did that for a couple minutes and then asked me to get off the table. Followed up with CBJ (rather skilled at sliding the condom on, didn’t even notice), both standing and lying down. The CBJ was not bad but nothing special. After a while, she got on top for CG. The sex was basically purely mechanical, just going through the motions; it was like having sex with a robot. I wasn’t really into it and I don’t think she was either. We started with CG, then went to mish while still inside, and finally back to CG for a little bit.  At this point we mutually agreed (unspoken) that it wasn’t working out so she switched to BBBJ + HJ while I played with her LG and I finished in her mouth. Overall, the combination of mediocre sex and her talented handling of LB with her hands added up to an alright experience. However, I would request a different provider if I came for a second visit.

Post-massage
We chatted a little bit before we showered separately using the in-room shower, got dressed, and left. She guided me out the secret door that I entered through so everyone in the lounge area saw me come through the staircase entrance which was a little odd. Went back to the locker room, unlocked my locker without using the double lock system, put on my clothes, and threw the robe and shorts into the hamper. Collected my shoes from the shoe attendant. Went to the front desk, handed her the numbered key, paid and left. Very easy process.


Miscellaneous:
The room was not as dark or as sinister as I thought it would be based on other reviews I read; was basically expecting a dungeon but on the lowest setting it’s bright enough to see enough detail of the provider’s face; there's a shower available in-room and a decent amount of space to move around in the room.

The door frames for the room entrance and the in-room shower entrance have a pretty big lip, so watch your toes; almost stubbed mine twice because I wasn’t expecting it.

The shoe cleaning service is worth the 100NTD in my opinion; my white tennis shoes were not great looking after getting soaked in the rain/mud but now they look like they’ve only seen a month of use instead of a full year and they’re basically completely white again.

Hey BootBoot, I think they take both. I paid in cash, but I saw at the front desk that there was a sign with Mastercard, Visa, and a couple other CC company logos on there so I have to assume they do take CC.