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Guile Carnal Conqueror UID 4196 Digest Posts 0 Credits 324 Posts 385 Karma 322 Acceptance 38 Reading Access 30 Registered 6-11-2007 Status Offline

#1 Post at 18-2-2009 02:26  Profile P.M.  Font size: S M L 2 unhappy dogs and a German shepherd There are 2 very unhappy dogs, a collie and a spaniel, in a vets office. 'So why are you here then?', the collie says to the spaniel. "I'm here because I piss all over the house and my master is annoyed with me, he's gonna put me to sleep. 'Is he?!' he replies, 'I'm heading the same way too, I keep crapping in his shoes'. Both dogs lie there depressed about their fate. Suddenly a big German shepherd dog comes in and stands next to them. One of the dogs asks, 'so why are you here?'. 'Well, my mistress was taking a shower and when she got out and bent over to pick up her towel, well, I just couldn't help myself… so I mounted her'. 'You didn't!, Really!' said the other ones, 'I guess your going to say bye bye after that now too'… 'Oh no!' says the German sheperd'… 'I'm just here to get my nails trimmed'.

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#2 Post at 18-2-2009 13:14  Profile P.M.  Font size: S M L Whenever I'm doing doggie position I'll think of the German Shepherd.

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#3 Post at 18-2-2009 13:57  Profile P.M.  Font size: S M L Reply #1 Guile's post an oldie, but I had forgotton the punch line!

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