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Airline Crew

As the airliner was pulled away from the gate, the flight attendant gave the passengers the usual information regarding seat belts, etc.

Finally, she said, "Now sit back and enjoy your trip while your captain, Judith Campbell, and the crew take you safely to your destination."
Ed sitting in the eighth row thought to himself, "Did I hear her right?

Is the captain a woman?"

When the attendants came by with the drink cart, he said "Did I  understand you right? Is the captain a woman?"   "Yes," said the attendant, "In fact, this entire crew is female."

"My God," said Ed, "I'd better have two scotch and sodas. I don't know what to think with only women up there in the cockpit."

"That's another thing sir," said the attendant,
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> "We No Longer Call It The Cock Pit."
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> "It's The Box Office"
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Reply #1 tonto1509's post

Thanks for your great jokes!!!!!
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  maybe it is a sign of the future!
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good one dude. can i get some tickets at the box office?
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Great one bro, real crack uppp!!
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I was recently on a business trip to singapore and the pilot was a woman. I am being completely honest, the landing was one of the worse I have had since Kai Tak.
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