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The Aboriginal

At the end of a tiny, deserted bar sits a huge Aboriginal bloke. Two 2 metres tall and 150 kilos. He's having a few beers when a short, well-dressed and obviously gay man walks in and sits beside him.

After three or four beers the gay fella finally plucks up the courage to say something to the big bloke. Leaning over towards the Aboriginal he whispers, "Can I give you a blow-job?"

With this the massive Aboriginal leaps up with fire in his eyes and smacks the man in the face, knocking him swiftly off the stool. He proceeds to beat him all the way out of the bar before leaving him bruised and battered in the car park and returning to his seat.

Amazed and shocked the barman quickly brings over another beer. "I've never seen you react like that!" he says, "Just what did he say to you?" "I'm not sure", the big Aboriginal replies, "something about getting a job."
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Reply #1 cnf's post

cnf....i think that this is a local joke and unless the other bro's understand the culture, it may be lost on them.  
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I like it. Reminds me of the one about the 3 Aboriginal terrorists being chased by the Police. They found Bin Smoking and Bin Drinking but they just couldn't find Bin Working.
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From the above posts it seems the aborigines naturally despise work and will not work. So I guess the government has to support them. Do they accept immigrants?
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Reply #2 wackojacko's post

i know there are a few aussies floating around on the site... it was too funny to not pass on..
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Kept thinking of that film Once Were Warriors when I read this...




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i'm sorry. read it over many a times. what are you trying to say?

i just don't get this! maybe it's because i am not an aboriginal bloke!

can one of you tell me the funny part of this joke?
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Reply #7 Guile's post

The joke is playing on a stereotype that the aboriginal Aussies are often too lazy to get a job.




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Reply #8 CunningLinguist's post

  spot on...
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If you've been to Australia and seen for yourself, this really is funny.

BTW, has anyone ever seen an Aboriginal "working girl"?
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Reply #10 Aaron's post

Now, that is funny. I gotta tell my friends.
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Reply #10 Aaron's post

Wash your mouth out....you just spoiled my lunch with that vision!
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Reply #8 CunningLinguist's post

got it! cheers
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