Subject: dating step by step
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dating step by step

I'm looking forward coming to HK for a trip. As Im not experieced with HK girls maybe you can help me out
What do I do step by step.

I figured ou that I have to get a accomodation to meet a girl not like I have use to that the girl has a room, right?
Do you have any suggestions in HK?
Then I choose one of teh girls here give her a call and she will come to the hotel. If Im lucky she will charge the price as discusses before.....or how does it really work.
Many thanks, you heldp a newbie ;))

oh jear and what menas 141 and massage ;) sorry Im European)
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Reply #1 mausi's post

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Reply #1 mausi's post

guess you're looking for a working girl not a date

if you read the introductory thread and do your homework, you could stay over at the girls' places and save on your hotel ... assuming you're travelling light ...
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too expensive

Sorry, but my name IS drjoker.
Note to self, "refrain from the dark humor and keep it light when on the forum ...."


Again, I didn't mean to upset everyone. This was the forum equivalent of a "hand buzzer" joke, I guess....
If you see me in LKF, I'll buy you a beer. I'm usually the one with the crazy hat or I'm with a girl with a crazy hat.
Sometimes, I wear a "Dr. Seuss" hat. Sometimes, I pay extra for my dates to wear one of those big pointy straw hats.


Anyways, the humblest of apologies to all from the joker....


[ Last edited by  drjoker at 7-2-2009 15:05 ]

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DArtagnan   5-2-2009 18:31  Karma  -3   IMHO rape is too serious to joke
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Reply #4 drjoker's post

seems like u've done this b4, even as a joke, it's still a lil bit too much.
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Reply #4 drjoker's post

Keep your rape fantasies in a consensual context, bro.  
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Our freind, DrJ needs to be excused sometimes ... and sometimes he lives in a world of his own ...
but becareful, whe he mongers here he carries mace, hunting knives and stun gun for self protection ...
he also brings along rubber gloves incase the girls are 'unclean'     
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Reply #4 drjoker's post

If you are joking........then......NOT FUNNY!!!

If you are for real.......then I hope u get ur ass sodomise!!! or rape by some hardcore dudes 7 incher with pearls on their dick!!!! Good luck....




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Reply #7 twiceAweek's post

Twice, you're the very soul of moderation, and much too diplomatic sometimes!!  
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Reply #4 drjoker's post

wtf....u r sick dude....this ain't right
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drjoker...your post on teaching people how to rape is disturbing.  Joke or not...this subject matter does not belong here.  Please mind the subject matter of your posts in the future.
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No, I've never raped anyone. It's just a joke.

No, I no longer carry weapons when I go out in Hong Kong. If I stay out late, I may carry a steel flashlight with me, but no weapons. Weapons are illegal in Hong Kong, unfortunately.

Funny story.... In the USA, I used to carry 2 pistols on my person everywhere I go and keep an AK47 in my car, too. Anyways, I always leave my guns in the car when I monger or go out on dates to avoid freaking out the girls. However, sometimes, an unexpected hug from a random meeting will often have the girl feeling my gun through my pants due to the proximity of the hug. They'll ask me, "What is that?!" To alleviate the alarming curiosity, I'll disarm them with a joke, "I'm just happy to see you, VERY happy (wink)." Then, they'll laugh it off and I'll change the subject....

Another close call that I've had.... I once forgot to leave my gun in the car while mongering and when I took off my pants, I kinda wrapped my coat around my waist and she looked at me worried and quizzically, "Why are you doing that?!" I told her that I was shy. I put my gun inside my coat and let the whole heap of pants, gun and coat fall on the floor together. It made a "Thunk!" sound. "What is that?!" "It's my old cell phone." I immediately pulled out some money so that her eyes would follow the money to her dresser where I left the money. Hookers' attentions can always be diverted with cash. With her attention diverted, I changed the subject by telling a joke....

Whew! What close calls, man!


[ Last edited by  drjoker at 7-2-2009 15:25 ]
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Reply #12 drjoker's post

An apology from drjoker ..... I'm impressed, or are you hanging out for that 30 RA?

It must be interesting when/if you get pulled over by the cops if they see you're packing such heat, especially an AK47!  I expect they will have some motivation to shoot first and ask questions later.

Anyway I think I might be steering clear of any dudes I see in bars dressed like - "crazy hat or I'm with a girl with a crazy hat. Sometimes, I wear a "Dr. Seuss" hat. Sometimes, I pay extra for my dates to wear one of those big pointy straw hats."  
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