Genie in a bottle
There were once two guys, a Belgian and a Frenchman who had shipwreck. They landed on a deserted island. After a few desperate weeks they found a lamp on the beach. They've touched it and a Genie came along. The genie said: Hello fellows, I will grant you one wish if you take on my request. The guys said okay that they wanted to get back home, so they asked what the genie wanted. The genie said: search for 100 of the same fruits and bring them to me. The Belgian and the Frenchman were going to the forest looking for fruits. After a few days the Belgian came back from the forest and had brought 100 berries. The Genie then said: okay now put all those berries in your ass on by one and don't laugh or I will kill you and not grant your wish. The belgian started putting the berries in his ass, on the 99th he started to laugh and the Genie killed him. Once in the heaven St Peter asked him why the hell he laughed before the last berry. And the Belgian said simply: I saw the Frenchman coming with 100 coconuts.
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