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Post at 18-1-2009 03:59  Profile P.M. 
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$50 or $10,000?

A man, his wife, and his mother-in-law go on holiday to the Holy Land. While they are there the mother-in-law dies.

The local undertaker tell this guy, "You can have her shipped home for $10,000, or you can bury her here in the Holy Land for $50.00."

The man thinks for a minute, and tells the undertaker to packer up and ship her home.

The undertaker asked, "Why?" Why would you spend $10,000 to ship your mother-in-law home, when it would be wonderful to spend only $50.00?".

The man replied, "A guy died here 2000 years ago, he was buried and three days later he rose from the dead. I just can't take that chance."
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Post at 18-1-2009 04:03  Profile P.M. 
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Has been posted before.




My penis mightier than the sword
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Reply #2 CunningLinguist's post

wasn't sure it had been posted before so sorry guys!
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OMFG this one is good
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Reply #3 Guile's post

similar story just different scenario, instead of mother in law.. it was the wife
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Hmmm... i must double check if my jokes have been posted before i post new ones
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