sex sandwiches
A mother and her young son were strolling through the park one Sunday afternoon when the boy spotted two birds mating.
"What are they doing Mummy?" he asked.
Embarrassed,his mother answered "Oh,theyr'e making sandwiches,dear.
A few minutes later,the boy saw two dogs mating.
"What are they doing,Mummy?"
"Er, they're making sandwiches too,dear"
That night he was in bed when he heard noises coming from his parents room.He called for his mother.Thinking something was wrong,she rushed straight into his room.
"What is it?"she said.
The boy replied:"You were making sandwiches."
She blushed and said:"How can you tell?"
"Because you've got mayonaisse all over your face."
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