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Christmas Presents

Here are ten useful phrases for responding to Christmas presented you would rather not have received:

1.  Thanks a lot!
2.  My word!  What a gift.
3.  Well, well, well ...
4.  If I hadn't put on so much weight recently it would have fitted me perfectly.
5.  Gosh, I hope I never lose this. We're always losing things around here.
6.  It's great; but I'm worried about the jealousy it may create.
7.  Just my luck to get this, on the Christmas I promised to give all my gifts to charity.
8.  Unfortunately, I am about to enter MI5's Witness Protection programme.
9.  Frankly, I don't deserve this.
10. Really, you shouldn't have.
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Reply #1 simplytheguest's post

not funny.... =.=""
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Reply #1 simplytheguest's post

I agree wholeheartedly.Last Xmas I was given a comb and brush set............. and I'm bald. Makes you wonder about people>
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QUOTE:
Originally posted by paka at 27-12-2008 11:52
not funny.... =.=""

paka doesnt find me funny
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Reply #4 simplytheguest's post

I suppose it's because he hasn't received any unwanted or perfectly useless gifts. Maybe we should give him a free voucher for a gay massage parlour
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QUOTE:
Originally posted by tonto1509 at 27-12-2008 17:48
I agree wholeheartedly.Last Xmas I was given a comb and brush set............. and I'm bald. Makes you wonder about people>

thats very strange! were they even close firends?

how could they??

do you wear a wig sometimes?
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Reply #6 simplytheguest's post

Not close friends and I never wear a wig. My wife mentioned it to them and they just laughed and said they must have made a mistake and got my gift mixed up with someone else.
The same couple gave my wife an electric shaver for Xmas. When she opened it up it had been used and there was hair in it. Also, in the box she found a card which said that it was a birthday gift for the wife. When my wife told her she said she bought it brand new from the shop so my wife showed her the card.
She was very embarassed but we found out from other friends that they give away presents that other people give them for their birthday, anniversary or Xmas.
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Reply #6 simplytheguest's post

I still love you thou man!...no worries!
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Reply #1 simplytheguest's post

I especially like comment #5.  That, I can use!
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Reply #7 tonto1509's post

Friends like these......?  Hmmmmm makes you think about recycling all those unwanted gifts..... used condoms maybe?  
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