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Post at 4-12-2008 10:18  Profile P.M. 
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poor guy

A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed.

He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife:

"Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck." If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you."

To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He wwas whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!"
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Post at 4-12-2008 12:54  Profile P.M. 
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ohh my god... i think he will not be able to walk to a week. 15 yrs without asshole definitely going to all out at him.
ahahah...
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Post at 13-12-2008 19:17  Profile P.M. 
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Wow, I did not see that coming. I'm guilible though! Great one! One to tell my friends.
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Post at 14-12-2008 14:10  Profile P.M. 
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I didn't see this coming either.....its kinda gross....
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Post at 15-12-2008 05:09  Profile P.M. 
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Reply #2 w00tiger's post

I think he would have had plenty of ass in prison....isn't that the joke?  He may have been straight when he entered the prison system, but has [due to a lack of women] become aroused by a blokes ass more then women after 15 years?
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Post at 15-12-2008 11:46  Profile P.M. 
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QUOTE:
Originally posted by wackojacko at 15-12-2008 05:09
I think he would have had plenty of ass in prison....isn't that the joke?  He may have been straight when he entered the prison system, but has  become aroused by a blokes ass more then women after 15 ...

where have you been man, you've been missed
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Post at 15-12-2008 11:56  Profile P.M. 
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Reply #6 simplytheguest's post

bloody work keeps getting in the way of my private time!
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Post at 15-12-2008 19:06  Profile P.M. 
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QUOTE:
Originally posted by wackojacko at 15/12/08 11:56 AM
bloody work keeps getting in the way of my private time!

Private time? Or do you mean private parts?
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Post at 16-12-2008 00:13  Profile P.M. 
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Good one!  Lube up REAL good!!
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Post at 16-12-2008 00:52  Profile P.M. 
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Yeah I think the joke has 2 parts
1) The convict had a lot of ass in prison and so he turned gay so he wanted the husband.
2) The husband not knowing this, told his wife to let the convict do whatever he wants in order to save his own ass as well but it got switched around.

I especially like the, "be strong honey!"
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Post at 16-12-2008 04:54  Profile P.M. 
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Reply #8 gundam's post

hmmmm....now I think of it.....both...private time and then private parts!   Christmas break can't come fast enough!
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Post at 16-12-2008 14:27  Profile P.M. 
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Another version

http://forum.sex141.com/eforum/v ... amp;extra=page%3D20

But I also like the ... "Be strong honey. I love you too!!" in the new one.




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Post at 16-12-2008 22:19  Profile P.M. 
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Reply #12 Jake's post

Jake you have an amazing memory!!!  Every time someone post a similar joke you find it!

Twice's version is also very good..
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Post at 19-12-2008 08:56  Profile P.M. 
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Reply #12 Jake's post

are you really that guy from the comedy takeout in soho??
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