Date : January 2021
Name:  Linda/Lily
Location: House in South SJ area
Link: https://www.rubmaps.ch/erotic-massage-king-spa-san-jose-ca-74418#rubmaps
Nationality & Language:No Idea, okay English
Age: 40s
Face: 1/5  
Body: 1/5
Skill: 1/5
Service: 1/5
GFE: No
Price & Session Length:  80 For 60mins
Repeat: Hell to the No.

This is a tale of me receiving many signs that this was a bad idea but I kept on going.

Sign 1: No screening because...this is going to be bad.
Sign 2: Got directions to the location, pretty normal residential area right off of a main road. But when i got there, chains on the main gate (had to call to get them unlocked).
Sign 3: Door opened to a hallway with a podium at the end of it with a massage and services taped onto it: (Haircut,Body Hair Removal, Cupping, waxing, massage).
Sign 4: Room that I was led to was a hot mess, with waxing equipment, tiny massage table, and junk all over the place.

So, in my life I've had a couple of fun times even with these many bad signs so I kept going.

Sign 5: Met Linda, nothing like pics (obvi older thicker, etc.) made donation, agreed that masks would stay on at all times. She started talking about cupping. I got undressed and laid down.
More talk about cupping. Dry, time wasting massage on my back with more cupping talk. Some teasing occurred and got me excited.
On the flip, she picked up a black scrunchy that was on the side table and wrapped it around my dick
What the eff? She said it would work like a cock ring.
She pulled our her tits and let me play with them while she gave me a a terrible HJ.
all over her hand and scrunchy. More talk about cupping.
Cleaned up and I got the hell out of there as soon as I could.

Do yourself a favor, don't go to a place off of rubmaps or bedpage that has a weird ad.

Pros: Learning my lesson on where and when to TOFTT.
Cons: I could come back for cupping or waxing