Reply #4 jgaw88's post
A golden shower is when you pee on the girl.
A brown shower is when you poop on the girl.
A Thai shower is when you eat a lot of Thai curry then have liquid diarrhea on the girl.
Any girl is up for a Thai shower as long as you get her real drunk.... Just remember, if you want the girl to give you a rim job after a Thai shower, it would take a bit more than alcohol to do the job.... You'll need lots and lots of HKD. We're talking truckloads, here.
Personally, I've had a golden shower before, but I am not wealthy enough to have a Thai shower with a rim job afterwards....
Once, when I was real drunk, I paid a streetwalking hooker to receive a golden shower. She agreed to it, but probably only because she was drunk, too. As soon as I showered her face, she kinda sobered up and forgot that she volunteered for the golden shower, so she SCREAMS, "What the hell are you doing?!!!" Then, she grabs a knife, so I stumble off the bed and drunk run stumble out of there as quickly as possible wiith my pants hanging half on. As I tumble out of the room, tripping over my half on pants, I hear a Thump! as her knife gets thrown across the room and sticks in the wall just beside my head (the big one, not the dickhead). As I run to my car with my dick hanging out, I mutter, "shit," pile into the car, and tear out of there with my tires squealing....
The moral of the story is: Never shower anyone with attention unless they're tied down.
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