So being a complete goof with an earlier report. I finally decided to go try out analisa massage. Walked in like a cowboy, not a person in sight. Even said out loud, hellllooooo?? Suddenly, from behind the counter, a lady asks me, you want massage, or special massage point blank. Yes, special it is for me. 2 girls to choose from, I went with Kitty. A very pale skin girl with blond highlights in her hair. Threw down my 2K and went up three flights of stairs. I swear, beer and stairs are mortal enemies. Got in, she tells me to take off my clothes and she will come back. 5 minutes later she does while I was showering. She takes off her kimono and revealed black bra panty combo with fishnet stockings. Proceeded to instruct me to get on the bed, 2 bottles in hand. I tell her, no oil for me please. For some reason, I have a hard time washing it off. Anywhooo, she was quite mechanical but nice. Put some gel on and slid around. I don’t think she is that experienced. Or, she might have been tired from a long day. Got capped and she went to sucking. Mounted me reverse cow girl, and did that butt pumping movement we see in them trendy music videos. She got tired fast, and I was beginning to limp. Damn beer, I am such a lite weight. She tried some more positions with me, doggy and missionary. Eventually I became too weak and shot me poppers. Seeing stars like I’ve just ran a quarter mile in under 10 seconds (useless pop culture references), I got into the shower with her. She washed me, I washed her back. It was kinda fun. Kinda like something I would do to my girlfriends in real life. Got dressed, and we both walked out seemingly drained. There were 4 other blokes in the lobby; all looking into the menu. One guy stood up and says to the boss lady, I want this, and I want to use toys. She replied, kitty cannot, but another one is ok.
maybe next time eh—
Oh, she wanted to finger my bumhole. I declined... first time being asked this.
I really would try her again if by chance I catch her in the afternoon.
Name: Kitty
Looks: 7
Height: 150cm
Weight: 45kg
Breast: B
Service: 5, she seemed genuinely very tired
WIR: yes, but also to try other girls
Cost: 2000 Baht (good deal)
