Date & Time of Session:  27th July 2018
Location:  Analisa Massage - Near BTS Asok, Exit 4 and then round the corner
Name:  Mistress Luna
Link: http://www.analisamassage.com/ou ... x=dataItem-jdxzywhp
Agent: NIL
Nationality & Language: Thai, great English
Age: I’d estimate late 20s early 30s
Face: 7/10
Body:  7/10
Skill:  11/10
Service:  n/a
GFE:  n/a
PSE:  n/a
Price & Session Length: THB3,500 for 90 minutes
Repeat:  Yes, I’m going to call this one - my favourite SM provider in Bangkok will definitely return

I’ve tried all of the SM providers at Analisa before but had not yet tried Luna.  It was nothing personal it was just that the others were more available whenever I had tried to book them.

But today, Luna was totally available and so I decided to book her for the afternoon and I am so glad I did as I had the best BDSM session I’ve had in Bangkok.

Upon arriving Luna greeted me downstairs and honestly I was a little disappointed at first.  She (like all the girls at Analisa) dresses casually between sessions and was wearing a yellow t-shirt and black trousers - not exactly screaming mistress or sexy.

She led me up the stairs to the top floor dungeon and left me to shower alone whilst she went to get changed.

Upon coming back in she was completely different.  Wearing a skin tight leather dress, sexy high heals, put fresh makeup on and overall changed her persona, she went from a 6 to an 8 in less than ten minutes!

She started by arousing the hell out of me.  I was sat down on a table and she came over at eye level and started nuzzling around me, getting me to smell her and whisper in my ear.  Hard to describe but she was being very flirty but with an “I’m in control” mannerism around her.

After about ten minutes of this and me harder than granite she suddenly slapped my LB hard.  She then said that I was handsome and sexy, but that I was not perfect because of my useless cock.

She then grabbed hold of my balls and began to torture them, squeezing, twisting, slapping, sticking her nails into them until I could almost take no more.

Luna then got me to sit in a James Bond chair, the type in Casino Royale that has four legs and a frame but no seat, and alternated sticking my face in her boobs / getting me to lick her armpits and kicking my balls under the seat.  Occasionally she would spit in my mouth as she did this.

Next, with me still in the chair, she grabbed a dildo and began to violate me whilst I was sat in the chair.  This went on for a few minutes.

After a while she then asked if I wanted to fuck her.  I said that of course I did.  She laughed and said that I could not fuck her but she would fuck me.

At this point she got me to bend over the table on a pillow, tied my balls up with rope which she used like a leash, and put on a strap on dildo.  After lubing everything up she fucked me senseless whilst pulling harshly on my balls with the leash.  She really thrusted with everything she had and got deeper than I thought it was possible to get.

After about ten minutes of this she decided it was time for me to finish up.  With my balls still bound in the leash she got me to lie down on the table and sat on my face (clothed) stopping me from breathing for a while.

Luna then alternated between stroking me off and slapping my balls.  And by slapping I mean really really slapping hard.  Like full force swats - the kind that cause temporary blinding pain and take your breath away!

It is ok though I had indicated before hand I wanted intense CBT and she didn’t disappoint.

I was having trouble finishing this way as, despite loving the pain, it was so much it was killing my orgasm each time.  Luna fixed this by giving me a prostate massage whilst rubbing me off.  

I could feel the pressure building and before long I exploded with an intensity I’ve not experienced for a good few months.  A full body convulsion that reminds me why I love this stuff.  Luna cleaned up and asked me to shower but honestly I could barely stand at this point - I was completely spent of energy and my legs were like Jelly!

I talked to Luna for a while and learned a little more about her.  she has been doing this for only 6 months but is a super quick learner.

Ironically she informed me that she doesn’t actually like hurting people!  I joked that she really picked the wrong job then to which she laughed but responded “its a job”!  I guess I don’t love every aspect of my job either so I can sympathise!

Sometimes the intensity of a session doesn’t come out well when typed, and what makes a great session is often hard to translate to words.

Needless to say Luna is really good at what she does and captures that perfect balance between sexy, flirty and downright sadistic and is well worth a visit if you’re into this kind of stuff.

I totally agree with the above statement.

Obe

Fortune2020:  I did ask before hand about FS (I always do lol) and was told she does not.  Only Angie of the “Mistresses” at Analisa allows FS as part of a BDSM session.

As for facesitting you’re given a card when you go in with options in English to select what you want to happen in the session - I selected facesitting but you could definitely ask for it not to happen if you don’t want.

Card is attached below.

Ok, I got to ask what is dog training?

Obe

It’s basically where the mistress treats you like a dog e.g. puts a leash around your neck, makes you crawl on all fours, makes you bark/not allowed to speak.

A slightly more intense version might also make you eat food / drink out of a dog bowl.  

Not my thing but some are totally into it!

I am starting to think I live a very sheltered life....   

Obe

Yeah, I think of you like a virginal church choir boy Obe.

You should check her out then write a report about how you drank 20 beers and then accidentally got a blindfolded ass fucking with a strap-on then milked with a golden showers finish.

To bad she doesn't offer water buffalo training. Right up your alley IMHO.  

Maybe it's their spelling, but what are
1. CBT
2. Clicnic (clitoral play?)
3. Milking (milking what? for sperm?)

CBT
Cock and ball torture; type of sm practices inflicting pain to the male sexual organs.
Like when Obe is passed out and a granny runs over his dick with her wheel chair.


Milking
Guy cums on a girl's boobs then as he lies down with his mouth open, the girl wipes the cum from her boob into his mouth using motions similar to milking a cow.

Also jerking off four guys at once.


Good times  

[ Last edited by  JJJ37 at 30-7-2018 16:44 ]

A whole different planet for me, like Obe said - I have clearly had a very sheltered life.

More power to you brother, that is one fucking exhaustive list of shit to do, I have just been educated!  I guess the one thing that surprises me is that you don't get to fuck her....but she fucks you.  

Glad you enjoyed it.

Wish you kicked me in the balls with your steel caps before going to that pop up bar. I would have gladly paid you!

I am in BKK right now and staying well away from this place.

But big kudos to Bro Sibil2 for the post. Great to see a very different side to punting.

Obe

But one more question for the OP.

How does crawling around on all fours barking like a dog give someone a woody?

I am tempted to crawl around my hotel room tonight on all fours barking but I just can't see me cracking a boner.   

Obe

Glad you guys like the report!  To answer your questions:


Jokes aside - actually yes!  At least to the first part.  Leg humping leading to shooting hands free over her legs is surprisingly fun.


Haha thanks man - different things work for different people - and all this time I was reading the list criticising it for not including a few more “extensive” services some other places offer......I have a problem


It’s not so much the act of crawling around that is the turn on, more the fact the mistress is making you do it and watching you humiliate yourself like that - doing something degrading in front of a pretty girl.  For a lot of the non-physical stuff on the list (e.g. spitting, foot worship, food play) its not so much the act itself but the meaning behind it that is the turn on.

Kind of hard to describe!  I hope that makes sense!

"How does crawling around on all fours barking like a dog give someone a woody?"


How does an old hag give someone a woody?"

Humiliation is a big part of it brah, so running around in your hotel room by yourself barking isn't going to do it. When you run around in your hotel room by yourself barking its called "Mental Illness", or "a normal day for Obe".   

You gotta walk around Nana on a leash with stops so you can drink puddle water, lift your leg on hydrants and lick your own junk.  

With a crowd watching your dog bit you'd get a stiffy, then get that kick in the balls with steel caps that you are into. After that you'll never go old hag.

[ Last edited by  JJJ37 at 31-7-2018 12:52 ]

I might regret asking this but would you mind sharing the services they didn't have on the list?

Obe

Haha sure no worries.  I was also expecting to see Electro Torture and Brown Shower on the list.  Both hopefully self-explanatory....

Both actually fit in quite nicely with dog training.  An appropriately placed dog shock collar can work wonders and the latter can make for an interesting treat in the dog bowl (for very extreme sessions).

Went to a party and a dude brought his wife on a leash. He walked her around the party on the leash then he laid her back on a table and got several guys to take turns fucking her. As they fucked her she kept babbling about her great husband and how he was so good to her.
Apparently she was in slut training. Was kind of interesting, seemed fun and actually a turn on.


Last year I was at the Green Door in Vegas and there where a couple guys beating up a girl with their fists while she screamed like a banji. NMCOT so I bailed.  I hate hate hate seeing women being abused.

[ Last edited by  JJJ37 at 1-8-2018 15:33 ]

[quote]Originally posted by agamemnon33 at 31-7-2018 08:14

2. Clicnic (clitoral play?)

The clinic should be sounding, enema, etc. No idea they provide it in analisa.

One more thing...I never seen fisitng option in Analisa. Does anyone know whether they provide it?

For the analisa massage , they didnt provide fisting at the first glance however, they will ask you how many finger if u want to go in.
Have been there yesterday,the squeezing ball skills from luna is remarkable