Date & Time of Session:  April 2018
Location: Down Khwaeng Lumphini, south of Chitlom BTS. Walk south on Lumphini and it's slightly hidden on the left (about 150-200 metres south of BTS)
Name:  place is Chao 9 Massage - looks like legit place
Link: this works better: https://www.instagram.com/explor ... angsuan-road/?hl=en
Nationality & Language: Thai / some English
Age: late 20s I think
Face:  3/5 (no make-up)
Body:  2/5
Skill: 3/5
Service: 3/5
GFE: 0/5
PSE: 0/5
Price & Session Length:  540 baht for one hour oil massage. 1000 baht to leave happy
Repeat: For massage, yes. HE no.

No way does this compare to other reviews here, but as it's a pretty straight up place I thought it's still worth posting about. No Snow White or Tulip, sad to say, but I'm sure newbies to Thailand would like to know they can find gold at the end of regular rainbows.

I was on the way back to the hotel after a large fest, and decided I needed a real massage to help the digestion. I'd noticed this place the night before and just couldn't be bothered to walk 20 minutes over to the Nana area. Paid 540 upfront - I think they even take credit cards. Shoes off and got feet washed and let up to a third floor room. Rooms aren't completely closed, as while the walls and doors are secure, the dividers don't reach to the ceiling, so you'd be able to hear any noise from the next cubicle. Given that I didn't think anything was on apart from a good massage.  

Undressed by myself and she gave me little black girly knickers which I'd been asked to wear before (and hate) at other places.   Hardly hiding anything, but maybe it helps keep things on the up and up. It was 11pm so I was kind of hoping something might be on offer, but everything was pointing to a straight experience. Lots of oil - a bit too much - but a decent massage and just what I needed to relax and digest my food. Great work on the thighs, yet hardly any brushing of balls or inner leg work. The lack of any tease did help me relax since I decided that's all there was on offer. At one stage she was behind me and I gently spread my legs as her hands travelled up my thigh, only to hear her giggle (more like a smirk).

After 45 min I flipped and she massaged the front part of my legs and at some stage tapped me on the willy and asked if I wanted that massaged. By this stage I was relaxed, willy very sleepy and while she was kind of cute she worn stretch pants (sweats?) and looked more like a housewife than anything. I asked how much and she said 1000. I'd read this forum before going over, and knew there were bars for BJs and HJs where I could get it for 500, and even better (sluttier) massage places where I could get lots more for that kind of money (especially if you include the massage cost), but let's face it, I was tired, nearly naked, it's midnight and I really didn't have the energy to haggle. Yes, I should have. She was sweet and worked hard to get me up. Way too much oil but good balls massage. But when my hands began to roam I asked if I could and she seemed a bit shy and sheepish, so that helped kill the mood.....thus I just sat back and got wanked off. Took a while but finally blew...    She cleaned up, gave me a fresh towel and asked if I wanted a shower (which I declined and did at my hotel). Shower was down the hall. Paid and left with staff bowing goodbye (including a number of children of the girls who work there - shouldn't they be in bed?).

So....Bangkok guys, I apologise as I paid too much.   I'm not normally so lazy, but as I said I was naked and tired. Newbies, I guess it could depend of the time of day but for sure other things might be on offer at legit looking places.

Short trip...explored Nana another night after beers (wrote about that in the Mongering section under "Bangkok Bars". Hope intel can help someone visiting the city.