First and foremost, I’d like to thank all the contributors and posts I’ve read from scouring this forum. The stories and wealth of knowledge I’ve read from the hundreds and thousands of posts have been very amusing, entertaining, and quite eye-opening. I had never thought of mongering not because I have anything against it…just never really had any interest in it. Anyways, I finally registered so I could contribute my experience to the best I can remember it. This is my first report so please bear with me. For those who want to go straight to the dirty deed, please scroll down for the review of the girl. Otherwise, I just wanted to share my overall experience from start to finish for newbies such as myself or anyone who was curious of visiting one of the saunas in Macau.
So how this came to be was a family trip to Hong Kong and Taiwan that was planned late last year. My cousin had just gotten out of a long term relationship and said he really wanted to go to one of the saunas in Macau if we could break away from the rest of the family. I agreed to go with him in support, but did not plan to go partake in any of the…..extracurricular activities that he told me he had read up about online. I always knew these places existed, but again, was never interested.
Fast forward a few months and we arrived in HK staying in an AirBnB in Tsum Sha Tsui. We managed to separate ourselves from our relatives for a day, so my cousin, a family friend, and I took the ferry over to Macau. Unfortunately, we were unaware of the discount tickets you can get at the Shun Tak terminal. If I remember correctly, it was about 200 HKD (about $25 each way). After an hour ferry ride, we just randomly jumped onto one of the hotel buses and took it to one of the casinos (Wynn Casino?). Now I was pretty excited just to go to Macau after all I’ve heard/read about it. I used to be a heavy gambler during my 20’s and been to Vegas over a dozen times. That being said, I have to say I was kinda disappointed. It’s basically Vegas but without the huge crowds and the casinos are lot smaller than Vegas. However, they sure love baccarat over here so that was a huge plus since that’s my preferred game of choice. After several hours of roaming various casinos to do the touristy thing and some successful gambling, we decided to head over to La Familia Nobre. Luckily, we were already at the MGM so the sauna is only about a 5 minute walk away.
Time was approximately 7 PM when we arrived at the door. We went up the stairs turned the corner and…..nothing but an empty counter. We stood there for a good minute sorta confused on what to do next since we’re complete n00bs to this. Finally two male attendants stepped out behind the curtain and greeted us. They led took us into the locker room and gave us an electronic bracelet to keep track of our purchases. Admittingly, we were a little uncomfortable undressing in front of each other along with two dudes just standing there waiting but we've come too far. So we undressed and each given a towel, pair of sandals, and led into the pool area. The pools were nice and actually seemed pretty inviting except I didn’t see a single patron in the pools…probably because that’s not really what anyone comes here for. They pointed us to the shower off in the corner and I took a nice, warm shower to freshen up. Unlike the crappy little bathroom at our AirBnB, the shower had fantastic water pressure.
After finishing our shower, we were taken over to the lounge area. A few fairly attractive workers helped dry us off individually before giving us a robe and a pair of shorts. We were led into the lounge area, which basically consisted of 3 (or 4?) seating sections. Each section contained about a dozen or so reclining chairs in a U-shape. Each chair had its own ottoman for you to put your feet up. I have to say it was pretty cold in the lounge area, almost like a hospital. However, the attendants ran up to us as we sat down to put a large, warm beach towel over us and push the ottoman under our legs. I’m thinking to myself “holy crap, I could get used to this….” After a few minutes, a few service girls ran up offering massages. However, we were still trying to settle in so we refused. They were a little pushy but we kept saying no. Now the 3 of us are Vietnamese, but my cousin and I have the fluency level of a 5 year old so that made communication practically non-existent. My cousin and I grabbed the menu and ordered some food (aka pointed at the pictures of what we wanted) since it’s free. Once the food arrived, we took the food to the back of the lounge area just to take a look around of the establishment. There is a bar in the back with a few tables for patrons to sit and eat around but no one was at the bar. We ordered some chicken wings (decent), congee (little watery for my tastes), bananas, and thai teas (too sweet for me). The food wasn’t spectacular by any means, but it wasn’t terrible. I believe they serve alcohol, but that isn’t free.
Afterwards, we went back to our chairs and found our friend with a girl straddling him from behind rubbing his shoulders while another was giving him a foot massage. Unlike us two idiots, our buddy was fluent in VN. He said the moment he answered them in our native tongue, they flocked to him like a fat kid to a cupcake. Our buddy said he had no interest in going full-service and just wanted to be pampered. He then said he got some information from the girls who were sitting next to him which have been confirmed in prior posts in this forum.
1) We are allowed one free massage for arriving before 8 PM.
2) For the service girls, the color of the shorts determines which massage service they provide (sorry, don’t remember which is what)
3) Not all of the service girls provide FS. Some are available for FS but that mainly depends if you have built good rapport with them (or if you offer enough $).
Now we were all still really jetlagged so we just decided to relax a bit and eventually passing out for probably a little over an hour. When we woke up, our friend was gone and we had no idea where he went. We sat relaxing when a few attendants came up to us so we opted for the massages with my cousin getting a shoulder/arm massage while me a feet massage. The massage lasted about 15-20 minutes and wasn't too bad. Nearly an hour passes by and our friend was still MIA so we’re a bit nervous since we figured if he did the FS, he’d been back by now. My cousin finally said alright it’s time, called the manager, and about 20 girls showed up in front of him. I think he panicked since they were all staring at him and literally picked the closest girl to him. Then he looks at me and said “Ok, your turn”. I quickly said "I'm good, go have fun" The manager tried to get me to choose too, but I made it quite clear I was not interested. After the girls left, my cousin was pissed that I didn’t choose and that I left him hanging. I told him I was only there to support. Few minutes later, the girl came back and led him away.
I got up and went over to the pool area just to have a smoke and look around. I did see a few older Asian guys with full body tattoos hanging around, which I immediately thought “Yakuza!” and avoided staring. Honestly,
I have no idea and wasn't that intimidated but you can never be too careful. I went back to my seat and asked for a neck/shoulder massage from a manager. They brought a middle-aged Viet woman who was ok, but I was a bit disappointed since the ones my buddy had earlier were more attractive. It was a solid massage though and she tried to get me to get a lineup once she finished. Again, I passed. A few minutes later, one of the female managers came up saying “you want boom boom?” I politely said no again but I could tell she was annoyed. She walked away talking to another manager in Vietnamese. Now I can’t speak it well, but I can definitely understand some of it. She said something along the lines of “I don’t know what’s wrong with this guy. What’s the point of coming here?” The other manager jokingly said “Maybe he’s gay.”
Another 5 minutes goes by and I couldn’t take it anymore...dunno if it was due to boredom waiting, curiosity, or having my manhood questioned...probably all of the above. I called for the lineup and they had 18 girls in front of me within a few minutes. Just as my cousin, I found this really overwhelming until the manager said something to the girls and then all the girls said “hello boss!” in unison…and my inner monologue screamed like a little girl.
I think the last time I was this excited was when I found my old man’s porn stash in 8th grade. The girls were a good mix of Chinese and Vietnamese (breakdown was 11 Chinese/7 VN). Now there was a VN girl that had caught my attention throughout the evening and I was excited to see her available in the lineup…until I realized there were probably at least 5 other girls in the lineup I wanted. In the end, I did not choose the VN girl and picked a Chinese one after she flipped her hair, blew a quick kiss, and winked at me (Note: I’m a total sucker for this crap).
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Date & Time of Session: 11 PM, February 2018
Location: La Familia Nobre
Name: Unknown (Think number was #1068...but don't quote me on this)
Nationality & Language: Chinese (No English)
Age: Mid 20’s
Face: 4/5
Body: 5/5 (5’2, ~115 lbs, large natural B-cup’s, basically MCOT since all I need is a handful/mouthful)
Skill: 4/5
Service: 4.5/5
GFE: 5/5 (see below)
Price & Session Length: ~2000 HKD /1 hour
Repeat: God holy hell yes (for the sauna at least, as much as I enjoyed the girl, there’s too many other girls to try to repeat)
A few minutes later, she comes back and grabs me arm-in-arm. She leads me out of the lounge area and into the back. Unfortunately, she couldn’t speak any English. We walk down the hallway for which seemed to go on for an eternity. As we walked down the hallway, two other girls were leading two older gentlemen out while another girl was just waiting outside another room. My girl looked, nodded, giggled, and gave them high 5’s as we walked past. Not sure what that was about, but for my ego, I’ll just presume she was happy to be picked by me??? We finally get into the room and she has me sit on the bed. She turns on porn on a small TV above and walks out of the room. Now I’m confused again as to where she went so I looked around to see what we’re working with. The room consists of a full/queen size bed with a large towel on top and a small nightstand with mirrors on the ceiling. I’d say the room is about 11’x11’ not including a large shower stall across from the foot of the bed with a massage table. After a few minutes, she comes back with her basket of toiletries.
She helps remove my robe and pulls down my shorts. She starts laughing and I thought to myself “shit, is she laughing at the size of my junk?”
She then strokes around my pubic area, which I then realized it was because it was shaven. I do suppose most men in Asia don’t shave... Anyways, she leads me into the shower and sprays down the massage table with warm water before having me lay down face first on the massage table. Then she sprays me gently with the warm water and starts rubbing me down. Then she pours some soap on herself and lathers herself up before getting on top of me and doing a body glide. I really wish I could turn to see what she was doing, but I could feel her tits and LS rubbing up against me. Once that was done, she rinsed the soap off before starting the cat bath. She started licking up my left arm, down the left side of my back, up my right leg, up the right side of my back, and then down my right arm. She would basically give a little lick, swirl her tongue in a circle, and then a small kiss. Since this was my first time, this was really new and really sensual to me and I’m getting excited. Then she does it to my butt cheeks before spreading it and rimming me for about 5 seconds. I have to say…I dunno what I feel about this since it caught me by surprise. She then has me flip over and I’m fully erect at this point. She then went through the same routine except she spent a little time caressing my nipples and rubbing LS on my cock. I wasn’t sure what I could or couldn’t do at this point but as went further up my body, I reached out and started massaging her tits and ass. She didn’t stop me so I guess this is allowed? Or maybe YMMV (?).
She then gives me a final rinse and pat down before leading me to the bed. I laid down on the towel as she grabbed her basket of goodies. She then started with a BBBJ which wasn’t too bad at all. Then I saw her reach for a glass as she took a mouthful of liquid. I got excited as this must be fire/ice blowjob that my cousin told me he read about and what so many others have mentioned in this forum. Guys, if you haven’t had it done, it’s pretty nice. After a few minutes, she gargles her mouth with another liquid (mouthwash I hope) and grabs the condom. She caps me and gets on top of me cowgirl. She started off slowly as my hands roamed around her body and eventually picking up steam as I grabbed her tits for a while before settling on her waist as she grinded away. I’ll admit, it’s probably been over 6 months since I had sex so I was pretty excited. After a few minutes, I could tell she was getting a little tired and I felt I wasn’t gonna last much longer either so I quickly got up into lotus to slow things down. I leaned her over and started sucking and fondling her tits. I then tried to kiss her but she tilted her head away so that was disappointing cuz I do enjoy DFK’ing.
I think I reactively made one of those sad Asian pouty faces when she tilted away and it made her laugh. Eventually, she leaned in and allowed some LFK before pulling me on top of her missionary. I started pumping away while admiring the fact that no ex-gf of mine was ever this attractive. I would also like to state she’s not loud like a pornstar. At first she was quiet, but eventually I could hear her breathing heavily with some light moaning. This made it feel very natural and organic. After a few minutes, she grabbed my face and stared at me as I saw her bite her lower lip as I thrusted along. This was such a turn-on for me
that I just started pumping faster and faster. After a few more minutes I couldn’t hold it anymore and
and collapsed on top of her. She wiped a little of the sweat off my brow and said “ok?” with a smile. I just had a sheepish grin on my face and nodded. She then had me roll over and cleaned me up. After that, she just laid down next to me with her head on my shoulder, while rubbing my chest with her left hand, and stroking my leg with her left foot. I thoroughly enjoyed this post-coitus cuddling
It felt so nice that I actually passed out until the phone rang and she answered it. I guess that means we’re down to the 5 minute warning. She led me to the shower where she soaped me up and washed me down. I did my best to to grab her ass and play with her tits one last time before drying me off. Finally, she led me out the room arm-in-arm and down the hallway to the lounge area. She gave me a smile, tight hug, and peck on the cheek before going off on her merry way.
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So I’m in a daze now thinking to myself “did that just happen?” as I found my cousin passed out in his seat. I kicked him awake and he was happy to know that I didn’t let him go punt alone. So his girl (Vietnamese with bolt-ons) went through mostly the same routine, but without the GFE. Once she capped him, she mounted him cowgirl and blasted away for a few minutes before he blew. He looked at the clock and still had about 20 minutes left. She just cleaned him up before jumping on her phone to text and play a game. He tried to caress her body a bit more but she didn’t really reciprocate. After 5 minutes, he got annoyed and just wanted to leave. She led him to the shower to shower separately while she got back on her phone. Tsk tsk tsk…
Then we realized our buddy was still AFK and starting to freak out since it’s been nearly 3 hours since we last saw him and we needed to catch the last ferry back to HK. We tried to ask the managers where he was but again the language barrier was no help. My cousin went ahead with another neck message while we continued to wait. About 15 min later, our buddy comes out of nowhere and we asked wtf happened to you. He said he signed up for a 3 hour massage session while we were passed out. Apparently he hit it off with one of the cute 23 year old VN masseuse and she convinced him to get the 3 hour massage since he knew we’d be there a while. I have no idea how you can get a massage that long without going for FS…but to each their own right? Anyways, we packed up our stuff and started to leave the lounge area. The masseuse girls were all sad and asking why we were leaving early. They said we need to stay and rest so we could play with them later (God I wish…
) With heavy hearts, we politely declined and went to cash out. The damage for my cousin and I having two massages and boom-boom was about $2000 HKD I believe? Unfortunately I paid in cash from some of my gambling winnings so I don’t remember the exact amount. I think my cousin told me it showed up on his CC bill as a bookstore or something haha.
I also didn’t take any pictures while I was in there since I was too afraid. However, the menu looks similar what I found in a previous post:
http://forum.sex141.com/eforum/viewthread.php?tid=57837&highlight=familia
Anyways, I hope I didn’t bore anyone by going into so much detail. I actually enjoyed putting this little review together as it helped me memorialize my first punt. I was just extremely happy with the overall experience as I truly felt like royalty. I would do this again in a heartbeat but perhaps another sauna (Rio or Emperor?). Now that I’ve been bitten by the bug, I am curious as to see what else is out there… Good luck and happy punting to all the bros out there!
