Date & Time of Session:  17 January
Location:  Kama Spa LKF
Name: Baby
Nationality & Language: Chinese
Age: 25-35 - guessing
Face:  2/5
Body:  2/5
Skill: 1/5
Service: 1/5
PSA/GFE: zero
Price & Session Length: $700 60 minutes.
Repeat: With her, never ever.

Just got to HK and needed a massage and a release after 24 hours of traveling. Went to my go to Kama. Made an appointment on wechat.

I took the standard room and luckily didn’t get the tiny one I’ve gotten a few times when I’ve come without an appointment. While I’m showering, in walks Baby. She is quite plain and her body nothing to look at. Zero curves. She asked how I want my massage and I told her. It ended up extremely light with her doing the lazy slab of oil and slide your hand around move. She wasn’t into it. When it got to the teasing, it totally sucked. Again I could feel she didn’t want to be there and I was frustrated.

We flipped and with her lack of enthusiasm spilling over onto me, I really couldn’t get hard. It was that bad. She asked me if I wanted body to body and since she had no body, that was out of the question. Finally I mustered up enough focus pretending she was someone else that I could get on with it and get off.

She finished with a head massage, I paid and left.

This was the worst experience I’ve ever had anywhere.