Date: December 26, 2017
Location: San Mateo, California
Name: Lala
Link:
http://www.cityvibe.com/sanfranc ... g-peninsula/1956671
Nationality & Language: Korean with very little English
Agent: SMS text appointment
Services Overview: Mutual shower, FS, massage
Age: late 20's?
Face: 3.8/5
Body: 3.8/5
Skill: 2.5/5
Service: 1.5/5
Price: $220USD/hr
WIR: Maybe not
Forgive me bros, it has been almost 3 to 4 years since my last punt, so I am really out of practice with reviews!
It was a cold Boxing Day evening. As a kid I heard Dec 26 was the day people returned gifts at the mall, or it had something to do with boxing/unboxing presents.
However I felt the need to blow into some K gal's box :-)
Saw Suzy's ad on CV who caught my eye. Sent a text and was able to get an appointment after some initial questioning.
The address was not something that was easy to find on google maps. However it is a new building and the general area is otherwise not difficult to locate.
Went into the building and located Suzy's unit. Strangely she did not open the door when I stood outside, so I had to do a little light knocking. To my surprise she not only opened the door but did not stand behind it. We exchanged greeting and she lead me to the bedroom. She looks similar to the photos and is very pretty, but she did have a strange vibe about her.
Of the few RAs I've seen recently she is the most withdrawn and almost expressionless. I wonder if she is completely new to the business.
After undressing a trip to the washroom, and the typical bluetoast. We both got into the shower and she did a rather quick rinse on me. The strange thing, no soap and just a brief tug on LB. And then she sent me out, there was no BBBJ preview! I was thinking to myself, oh damn this is going to go south very quickly. I even dried myself in the shower (most gals would have helped dry and be playful too) I did get a good look at her body, and I have to say the photos make her look so much better. She does seem rather stocky (whatever she wore and greeted me at the door is form fitting and somehow created the illusion of slimness). However her tits were very large for me and I really enjoyed the sight and feel of the enlarge areolas. Wondering if she's a MILF type?
We proceed to the bedroom and I get a nice gentle body massage with her giant tatas, and she's sucking my nipples (and seemingly for quite some time). However it seemed like she was trying and it didn't do a lot for me. Then she proceeded with a BBBJ. But something didn't feel right....she ended up doing a sucking motion like with a straw...and pretty much treated the tip of LB like...a McDonald's milkshake? Or for you Asian bruthaz out there....boba milk tea! Oh dang, it was probably the worst BBBJ ever. She only focused on applying pressure and suction on the tip, and did not go further even by a little bit! After a few minutes she apologized and I think I get it....either she was not in the mood, or she was new to this and didn't feel like it. It was almost like she had a bit of a gagging reaction, and then spat out. I've never had a gal do this to me before :-(
At the very least she did try....even though she lacked a lot of spirit and passion :-(
So then she got on top and capped me, then mounted me for a little bit. It didn't do much for me so I had her lie down and mish.
I started to get really excited, even though her service and attitude were low (for whatever reason) she still seemed pretty hot to me (or perhaps it was my fetish side of being with a pseudo MILFY BBW type).
However her honey hole wasn't as tight, but it felt quite nice.
As I slammed into her and tried to kiss her, she sucked in her lips. I guess she really didn't want any extra lovin'.
However something about her made me feel extra passionate, and I really enjoyed grabbing her butt and thrusting deeper and deeper. Even though she didn't seem as tight, she seemed pretty wet.
For some strange reason her moans while natural, sounded like she was cackling (or some sort of a laugh)! Oh dear. How do you react to that? I half jokingly mentioned that to her after the fact, and she felt embarassed.
I must have been out of practice as it felt so good I just let it go quickly and after a few pumps I emptied my clip like Keanu Reeves against the Agent in The Matrix
Usually I let the gal handle the removal and the cleaning up of the dirty bag. Suzy however, decided to "upgrade the service' by just passing me a tissue. DIY time!
I asked for massage got a super pathetic one. Maybe I should have forced myself to for pop #2 instead, but I was spent...
And post shower cleanup, she watered me like plant, and didn't even soap LB up (I had to bloody ask for it and clean myself).
This was pretty crazy.
Prior to departure, most K-gals would give you a nice guy and a very friendly and appreciative exchange before letting you out the door. Not this one. Just a wave and maybe I did hear a thank you and a very light brief smile.
The poor gal, I wonder how long she would last in this business, especially when having repeat customers is key.
She is beautiful, though a bit big. But her service and attitude are unusually weird and hands off (literally).
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