Date & Time of Session: jan 2017
Location: shanghai
Name: yiyi
Agent: says shes independant
Nationality & Language: Mainland but says korean
Age: said 22 actually mid 30s
Face: 2/5
Body: 2/5
Skill: 1/5
Service: 1/5
GFE: 0/5
Price & Session Length: 1800cny for a 2min bbbj
Repeat: oh hell no
so this was my first backpage experience I will share so any green horns know what to watch out for.
on backpage i saw and advert woth a 22 year old korean girl needing tuition money (i guessed this was a lie amd she needed party money,so i figure she can party on my LB)called her and she sounded young, dumb and full of cum.
We agreed 1800 on the phone for 2 hours but no other specifics boy I regret that. We agree for her to come to my apartment. Second regret.
I was expecting a ferrari to turn up. I was excited as hell. I cleaned the house. I put on a nice trousers and a pressed shirt. I was thinking what we can do in the 2 hours sex for sure but what about a movie and some yoga. What if we fall in love and run away together ..... oh the possibilities were going through my mind and I loved it.
Then when she arrived I took one look at her and felt so sick I actually considered going back to my disgusting first wife. I asked her if she was Korean and she said half korean. I asked if she spoke mandarin and she said “a little”. Then asked her to speak korean and she couldnt
my balls are more korean then this woman.
We spent about 20 minutes arguing over what is included in the 1800 she wanted all money up front and i wante to pay half first and half after. She wanted only 1 shot and done. I said 2 even though I was expecting to runaway together and a life time of happiness with unlimited shots. When we finally agreed 2 shots she wanted tk go straight to doing a fast bbbj. I slowed her down saying I wanted to kiss and she was not at all into that but I tried to relax her by kissing and she lay there rolling her eyes and not opening her mouth. I wanted to checkout her body and she reluctantly agreed to let me feel her for short time.
so we start when bbbj and I was like the usain bolt of the sex world. Have you seen that movie Gone in 60 Seconds?I blew on her mouth so quick she did not expect it and maybe swallowed little. I didnt even feel bad because the sesssion was so far from expectation
Then I did like chef from South Park says and I paid her to leave.
Then i had what alcoholics call a moment of clarity. Why am I booking this girl. What do I really want in life?What makes me happy? what am I looking for?Am I really a guy looking for quick fun or is there something deeper hidden inside?
Anyway I hope are not just the ramblings of mad man. I hope you boys learned something today.
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