Had an amazing maid parade on Sunday with a close friend of mine. I wrote a very long report on it, then my computer crashed

So now I will just report on the terrible punt that I had instead.

I had spent a very pleasurable few hours with a DH in HK cafe, she was lovely but it happened "Oh is that the time?!" .. and off she went

A girl added me from People Nearby on WeChat, quite fit & we started talking. I was teasing her saying these girls always offer a good massage but it is always shit. She said her massage was great, I asked if she has any uniforms and she said secretary, so the negotiations started..

We finally agreed on 1K & she comes to my room at 11pm. We were staying in the same hotel.

We changed the time to 10pm later and she arrived a little early, I was in the shower, she knocked & when I answered in a towel, she just walked in.. no hello or anything. But then I actually noticed a strange smell in my room, like burning. She noticed it too & said we had to go to her room instead & out she walked, all in 1 minute.

I endes having to change rooms then I went up to her room. She greeted me in a black loose dress, then she went back to her bed, which was really messy, she had loud music playing on her laptop and she was sitting on her phone. She told me to go shower, I just told her.. you already saw me shower? So she got up and made the bed.

What followed was a half assed oil massage, then she offered me a HJ, now I am pissed off. Where is the sexy outfit? great massage you offered? where? 1K for this?

Then she said "Just leave!" WTF?!

So I got dressed and left, just like that. As I was getting dressed she said "You don't have to pay me" Told her I was not planning too, then she blocked me on WeChat.. crazy girl. So avoid this girl like the plague, I have seen her on Craigslist and she is always on WeChat.

Why didn't you just get a DH?
Much better chance for a quality punt.

Obe

I was planning on it mate, but then they all left early. I was with a lovely DH for hours & I kinda forgot they have to leave early. Kikay was kind of a back up.

Maybe just chalk it up to a bad night.... All around for everyone involved. I don't think she was trying to scam you, it sounds to me more like she was having a bad night and it affected her performance. She did say that you didn't have to pay. So I think that the retort was a little unfounded....

~UD

Man, if you plan on fucking DHs, you need to close the deal quicker. Unless you plan on meeting tje next Sunday.

Yeah mate, as per usual.... the drink won

I was just having too much fun and forgot they leave early! But I got her WeChat and I am planning another trip next month.

She is going to be thinking of you fucking her between now and then, so it is a victory in my books. lol

@petay_1283...

Telling her that you weren't planning to. You'd made your point that you were upset, she conceded, and said you didn't have to pay, there was no need for a retort. Thanking her for being understanding or understanding your position would have sufficed no?

~UD

Just trying to put a positive spin on Petay's night where he could have had sex with two different girls and he ended up getting zilch.    Then you ruin it for him.



Petay: What was the cause of that burning smell in your room?

No I don't think so at all to be honest. She promised a lot and provided sweet FA, then her attitude was disgraceful. IMHO I could of said a lot worse.

@thai delight - it was a burning light bulb on lamp next to the bed.

Obe is just jealous & counting the days to BK

It's the only thing he managed to get flushed!

Obe