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Post at 13-9-2008 03:08  Profile P.M. 
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Golf with the wife

A man staggered into a hospital with a concussion, multiple bruises, two black eyes, and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat.
Naturally, the Doctor asked him, "What happened to YOU?"

"Well, I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife, when at a difficult hole we both sliced our golf balls into a field of cattle. We went to look for them and while I was looking around I noticed one of the cows had something white at its rear end."

"I walked over, lifted its tail, and sure enough, there was a golf ball with my wife's monogram on it - stuck right in the middle of the cow's fanny. Still holding the cow's tail up, I yelled to my wife, "Hey, this looks like yours!" I don't remember much after that"...
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hahaha   nice one
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Reply #1 Guile's post

Funny; I never saw that coming.




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QUOTE:
Originally posted by Jake at 14-9-2008 01:15
Funny; I never saw that coming.

That's probably what the cow said as well...




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  I like a good golf joke!
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Reply #1 Guile's post

now, that's new!
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