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Guile
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Post at 13-9-2008 03:00  Profile P.M. 
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Cocksucker

A guy, working 35 floors up at a construction site, had to go to the bathroom. He approached his foreman and told him he was going to
go down to use the facilities. The foreman told him he was nuts, explaining that by the time he got down and back up he would lose a
half hour of time.

Instead, the foreman pushed a plank out over the edge of the building, stood on one end and told the guy to go out on the other end
and do what he had to do. He added that since they were 35 floors up, his pee would turn into vapour before it reached the bottom.
So, the guy decided to take his foreman's advice.

Suddenly, the foreman's cell phone rang and he jumped off the board to get it, causing the guy to fall to his death!

At the inquest, another worker who was on the 31st floor at the time of the accident was asked if he knew what happened.

"I'm not sure," he replied, "but I think it had something to do with sex."

"Something to do with sex?" the coroner said, puzzled. "What would make you think that?"

"Well," the worker replied, "I saw the guy falling with his dick in his hand, screaming, "Where did that cocksucker go?!?"
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Post at 13-9-2008 14:09  Profile P.M. 
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Nice one bro.
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Post at 15-9-2008 08:15  Profile P.M. 
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Reply #1 Guile's post

  nice joke
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Post at 16-9-2008 11:47  Profile P.M. 
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Reply #1 Guile's post

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Post at 16-9-2008 12:19  Profile P.M. 
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Let me ask you all - is there ANYBODY in the whole fuckin world that you'd trust
to stand on one end of a plank while you walked to the other end, 35 floors up?  




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