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robo Carnal Conqueror UID 9997 Digest Posts 0 Credits 272 Posts 250 Karma 271 Acceptance 12 Reading Access 30 Registered 31-3-2008 Location Hong Kong Status Offline

#1 Post at 22-7-2008 16:56  Profile P.M.  Font size: S M L Priest and a Nun A priest offered a Nun a lift. She got in and crossed her legs, forcing her gown to reveal a leg. The priest nearly had an accident. After controlling the car, he stealthily slid his hand up her leg. The Nun said, “Father, remember Psalm 129?. The priest removed his hand. But changing gears, he let his hand slide up her leg again. The nun once again said, “Father, remember Psalm 129? The priest apologized, “Sorry sister but the flesh is weak.” Arriving at the convent, the nun went on her way. On his arrival at the church, the priest rushed to look up Psalm 129. It said, “Go forth and seek, further up, you will find glory.”

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#2 Post at 23-7-2008 02:38  Profile P.M.  Font size: S M L Would be funnier if Psalm 129 actually said that - but it doesn't. Live Life With Passion

wackojacko Throbbing Titan UID 8852 Digest Posts 0 Credits 4016 Posts 3165 Karma 4010 Acceptance 111 Reading Access 70 Registered 27-2-2008 Location Depends where I wake up! Status Offline

#3 Post at 23-7-2008 05:57  Profile P.M.  Font size: S M L i guess your punchline just got blown out ot the water by jake.  no punchline = no joke

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#4 Post at 23-7-2008 09:35  Profile P.M.  Font size: S M L Reply #3 wackojacko's post very true. I should have checked before posting. My apologies.  I got this joke from a friend and presumed it must be correct.  Is there any way to take this joke out of this forum???? I have b ecome a joke myself now

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#5 Post at 23-7-2008 09:37  Profile P.M.  Font size: S M L Reply #2 Jake's post i will appreciate if you can tell me if such statement appears in any Psalm at all.  Since you are a Legend on this Forum, kindly exercise your power to delete this post.

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#6 Post at 23-7-2008 11:51  Profile P.M.  Font size: S M L Reply #1 robo's post oh well.

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#7 Post at 23-7-2008 12:11  Profile P.M.  Font size: S M L Reply #4 robo's post Don't worry about it bro. Our SuperMod told the same joke last year: http://forum.sex141.com/eforum/v ... amp;extra=page%3D12       Live Life With Passion

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#8 Post at 23-7-2008 12:20  Profile P.M.  Font size: S M L Reply #7 Jake's post Now jake, how did you manage to dig that up?

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#9 Post at 23-7-2008 12:21  Profile P.M.  Font size: S M L Reply #5 robo's post I've read all 155 psalms many times, including in their original Hebrew, and can confirm the statement doesn't appear in any of them. Live Life With Passion

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#10 Post at 23-7-2008 12:25  Profile P.M.  Font size: S M L Reply #8 goodjob's post FYI - Jake was a preacher in his earlier life and this story was actually true ... after his encounter with this nun Jake started a new life and beacme a born again 141 monger !

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#11 Post at 23-7-2008 12:47  Profile P.M.  Font size: S M L Reply #10 twiceAweek's post sorry twice,  i didnt know it was a repeat joke that was already posted by  you. I did go through all the jokes posted on this forum but dont know how i missed it. next time i would be more careful. [ Last edited by  robo at 23-7-2008 12:50 ]

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#12 Post at 23-7-2008 13:23  Profile P.M.  Font size: S M L Reply #11 robo's post NP ... there are lots of repeat jokes here, can't expect to remenber all of them ! Must say Jake has a memory like an elephant ! Its a compliment Jake !

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#13 Post at 24-7-2008 09:15  Profile P.M.  Font size: S M L Reply #4 robo's post Robo, no dramas man.  Looks like your not the chruch going type.....like many of us.

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#14 Post at 24-7-2008 11:11  Profile P.M.  Font size: S M L Reply #13 wackojacko's post lol@dramas. no i dont go to church!

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