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Post at 21-7-2008 23:49  Profile P.M. 
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Breaking The News Gently

An 80 year old man was having his annual checkup and the doctor asked him how he was feeling.

"I've never been better!" he boasted. "I've got an eighteen year old bride who's pregnant and having my child! What do you think about that?"

The doctor considered this for a moment, then said, "Let me tell you a story. I knew a guy who was an avid hunter. He never missed a
season. But one day went out in a bit of a hurry and he accidentally grabbed his umbrella instead of his gun."

The doctor continued, "So he was in the woods and suddenly a grizzly bear appeared in front of him! He raised up his umbrella, pointed it at the bear and squeezed the handle."

"And do you know what happened?" the doctor queried.

Dumbfounded, the old man replied "No."

The doctor continued, "The bear dropped dead in front of him!"

"That's impossible!" exclaimed the old man. "Someone else must have shot that bear."

"That's kind of what I'm getting at..." replied the doctor.
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Reply #1 Guile's post

Guile......can I ask u 1 thing.....u are the top contributor in joke section. Are you a comedian or something or u just love to dig up jokes.........




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Reply #2 hunter's post

I get sent jokes from my mates from all around the world.

Thought I'd do my bit by contributing to this site before I delete them.

There's so much more but I'm only selecting the ones I think you guys would like.

I'm very proud to be the number one contributer on the jokes page.

Thanks Hunter for pointing it out!!!
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Post at 22-7-2008 00:52  Profile P.M. 
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Reply #3 Guile's post

Don;t delete........I think all these jokes are cool,.......and I use some of these on gals.....copy cat sense of humour......

Kepp it up...




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Post at 22-7-2008 01:35  Profile P.M. 
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Guile: Not only are you the top contributor, but your jokes are the funniest.




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Post at 22-7-2008 06:03  Profile P.M. 
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Post at 22-7-2008 11:45  Profile P.M. 
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Reply #3 Guile's post

All over the world? wow... nice jokes btw
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