Can one of the Mando speaking brothers tell me what this means? Baidu Translate is no help with this sort of thing. Too much slang.  

『莞式毒龙』【假波赔水『实力BD』】百速『房14』
【名称】广州东站『天然粉波[悠闲]紫嫣
【海拔】165cm/36E吉林-48kg[色]19岁【3点粉嫩】
【简介】吉林空降广州『顶级iso』【图片真人差距小】
【服务内容】『广告真实』『毒龙钻/金刚钻『全套莞式一条龙』『69/96式』『360倒挂金钩KJ_特色冰火KB』『小猫钓鱼』『小服务不写了』【环游世界】【全套都可以

Baidu translation
'Dragon' Wando type [false wave compensate water 'BD' strength] Baisu 'room 14' [name] GuangZhou East Railway Station 'natural powder wave [] [] 165cm/36E elevation leisurely Ziyan Jilin -48kg[color]19 years [3 points] [introduction] pink Jilin airborne Guangzhou' top ISO '[small] [picture of reality gap service content]' truth in advertising 'and' energy-saving / diamond 'full set of Dongguan type one-stop' '69/96 type' and '360 Daoguajingou KJ_ features addict KB' 'the fishing cat' and 'small services do not write' [around the world] [full can

I get the essence of the height, age, tits, but what is the stuff at the end about services?  "The fishing cat"? ISO? 3 points?  Elevation leisurely? Natural powder wave? Energy-saving diamond?

Some crazy sounding stuf on offer!

Cheers bros!

Mick

Hello, Mr Rolling Stones front man.

I hope I can help.

My suggestion is to use www.mdbg.com  and [url]translate.google.com  to help you.

Many of the expressions in your Mandarin quote are idiomatic - that is these expressions do not have the same meaning as "word by word" translation.

Hope that this advice helps.

Please post any particular phrases that are of interest.  

Most of it relates to: (i) she provides a service, (ii) you pay, and (iii) both parties to the transaction are happy.  These aspects are central to all commercial transactions and proofs the superiority of individual consumer choice, as opposed to a planned economy!  hahaha

Best wishes.

P13

[ Last edited by  pushkin13 at 8-2-2015 18:14 ]