A Treatment for Blowjob and Rimjob Addiction

A young handsome guy visits a therapist for a counsel.
Therapist: "Okay sir, first what is your occupation?"
Patient: "I'm an ex therapist."
Therapist: "What? You're a therapist too? Then why do you need my help?"
Patient: : "It began two years ago. It all happened when a young woman came to my office for counseling. She was pretty, slender and had a big boob too."
Therapist: "Uh huh, i don't know what the relevance of big boob to our session is. But please continue."
Patient: "She told me that she was crazy for cock. That girl had been addicted swallowing cum from her teen Even he showed me a photo when her face and hair was soaked in cum."
Therapist: "Then what was your solution for her?"
Patient: "I said nothing; i lost my mind that time. So i just open my pant and ask him to suck my cock. That was such a good deep throating. .She made me ejaculate several time in her mouth and face."
(The doctor doesn't respond him. Instead he goes to the bathroom and masturbates heavily. 10 minutes later he returned to his office.)
Therapist: "Okay please continue."
Patient: "Not long after that, i got another slutty patient. She was tall and had a long dyed hair."
Therapist:  "Did she have a decent big boob too?"
Patient: "Umm not really. But she was so pretty like an actress."
Therapist: "Interesting. Then what was her problem?"
Patient: "She was a poisopnous dragon drill (rimjob) maniac. She couldn't control her lust every time good looking guys bent his full moon butt in front of her. She loved to push her tongue as deep as possible into his hole. Her biggest turn on was when the guy force her to suck his loud fart."
Therapist: "Then?"
Patient:; "Then i lost my mind again. I couldn't help to open my pant and let her worshipping my butt. Even i made her as my cushion, as i sat on her lovely face."
(The therapist leaves him again. He back to the bathroom and masturbate once more. He need 15 minutes to quench his lust and returned to his patient.)
Therapist: 'Okay, now tell me your problem?"
Patient: "After those experiences, i began addicted to oral sex.  I went to nightclub and sauna every night. So i beg for your advice.  I want to relieve from my addiction. I will married soon and i afraid STD too
Therapist: "Uh, i afraid can't help you; your story had turned my crazy.  it seems now i need a therapist for myself.  By the way, can you recommend a good escort or massage girl for me?"
Patient: .Uh huh? Try sex141.com...

Bro, don't give up your day job.  You suck as a comedian!!

How I wish I did not waste 1 minute of my life reading that crap!

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