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Post at 9-7-2008 21:31  Profile P.M. 
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The elderly couple

A couple, age 67, went to the doctor's office. The doctor asked, "What can I do for you?"

The man said, "Will you watch us have sexual intercourse?"

The doctor looked puzzled, but agreed. When the couple finished, the doctor said, "There is nothing wrong with the way you have
intercourse." And he then charged them $32.00.

This happened several weeks in a row. The couple would make an appointment, have intercourse, pay the doctor and leave.

Finally the doctor asked, "Just what exactly are you trying to find out?"

The old man said, "We're not trying to find out anything. She is married and we can't go to her house. I am married and we can't go to
my house. The Holiday Inn charges $60.00 and the Hilton charges $75.00. We do it here for $32.00, and I get back $28.00 from
Medicare for a visit to the doctor's office."
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Post at 11-7-2008 14:00  Profile P.M. 
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there could be a whole new way of testing for STD's.
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Reply #2 wackojacko's post

I dont get what you mean
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Reply #1 Guile's post

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Reply #3 goodjob's post

I thought that since they were banging away in the doctors rooms the doctor could test them for STD's whilst they were there.  Value added service.  You're right, it wasn't that funny.
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