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Post at 4-9-2014 13:23  Profile P.M. 
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Male Confidence

Subject: Male Confidence

A fighter pilot walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman.
He gives her a quick glance then casually looks at his watch for a moment.

The woman notices this and asks, "Is your date running late?"
No," he replies, "I just got this state-of-the-art watch, and I was
just testing it."

The intrigued woman says, "A state-of-the-art watch? What's so special
about it?"

The pilot says, "It uses alpha waves to talk to me telepathically."
The lady says, "What's it telling you now?" Well, it says you're not
wearing any panties."

The woman giggles and replies, "Well it must be broken because I am
wearing panties!"

The fighter pilot smirks, taps his watch and says, "Damn thing's an
hour fast."

And that my friends ... is confidence.

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Haha!

This is a classic, heard another variation of this.




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