OK, my medical story.
I had a car smash and broke my jaw in a 3rd world country. After a few days in hospital with nothing happening,
I decided to fly to the UK to get it fixed. My brother met me and drove me to the hospital in my home town. It
was Friday evening and they said they were CLOSED FOR THE WEEKEND. They sent me home and told me to
come back on Monday morning. Fuck, that was a painful weekend.