Wow, that's one tall order; "massage with a Hand job" in Hong Kong, eh? Aren't you setting your expectations a bit high? It is Hong Kong after all, whatever in the world made you think you could get a handie there? You could be searching all night for this mythical hearty-handshake, happy ending, rub-n-tug and still come up dry. I mean, it's not like they're handing them out at just about every, single massage joint in town or anything.