Been lurking on this site/forum for over a year, but first time posting. I'm familiar with drinking in Wanchai, but not so much about the best places for quickies. It goes without saying to avoid the Red Curtains, and my friends have told me about the helper freebies that can be had on Sunday. But I've never so much as had a massage in Hong Kong. So with that said, where's the best place for a newbie to go out and have fun:

Wanchai dance club like Neptunes, Amazonia, Escape, or New Makati?
Mong Kok? I've heard you pick of list of nationalities?
Call up a girl on the 141 listings?
Spa/Sauna/Massage? Doesn't have to be full service, but minimum HJ for a happy ending.

Wanchai I am probably going to find mostly Filipina or Thai. Where would I go to find a petite Chinese with sexy legs?

Least intimidating, simplest place to get your dick wet (if your feet get wet you are doing it wrong) is gonna be a simple brothel, like 311portland or 37D. Dollar for value, it's the best place to start. And they will mostly be Chinese. After that, maybe try someof the 141 walk ups, which are less scary than many people here make the, sound.

given I've never been to a brothel, I'd say it's even less intimidating to start with a 141 walkup

Choose one with a number of girls
and go in the afternoon quiet time

the girls will open their doors and invite you in - you don't even need the courage to ring her bell!  

Wanchai bars are OK too ... if you haven't already been propositioned multiple times you've simply been standing in the wrong bars so far.  

Anything else requires at least a modicum of communication, and the balls to say what you want:  Mamas, Papas, or the girl herself - the latter is especially a barrier in a Sauna, which has a business licence to protect and is suspicious of first-time visitors who might be LE looking to entrap them.  Saying "I want to fuck a pretty girl" or "how much do you want for sex with you?" comes easier when you've said it a few times.

The only thing I don't like about the walk up is that it's hard to tell how many photoshop points she's been given. It's easy to ask for a new girl at the brothels right?
I haven't paid much attention to any advances to me in Wanchai. Danced with girls a couple times but wasn't looking for play at the time. I will go broth then walk up when I venture out early march. Wish me luck, cuz I'm sure a young American dude needs it haha.

i agree with an earlier post. Go to a full service sauna. They will walk you thru everything.
The only possible awkwardness is when the sauna manager (a man in a suit) asks you  what kind of massage u want and what type of girls you prefer.  After that its all easy.
Look up the sauna recommendations and just go!

The real answer is... The answer is here on this forum. They have instructions for everything but what hole to stick it in. All you have to do is grow a pair and go do it. Go to311portland and tell they guy there "I want a young Chinese girl" and all else will follow naturally. Once you have done that once or twice, it all gets easier. Or, go to one ofthe big 141 buildings like fuji, start at the top, and knock on some doors. At the pricesthey charge, you don't have a lot to lose. Just go get your dick wet a few times, get some confidence punting, and then you can start experimenting.

my first was a 141 walkup close to where i live. ive never done anything other than a walkup although ive been meaning to go visit k pressure.

i would recommend a walkup for your first. they are quite discreet and if you go at a non-peak time(like during the week in the afternoon, or really any time that isnt friday or saturday night) then you wont have many people around to make you feel nervous. just go in with a few girls from the websites and their flat numbers in your head(or written down!) and go and find them! as far as ugly looking girls go, ive found that the trend tends to be this: older girls and/or girls with massive tits are more likely to have a bit of sag in their belly(although not always), and young and/or petite girls tend to have tighter bodies(although this is ALSO not always true). remember, if you dont like the way they look, just smile, say thank you politely, and walk away.

im relatively new to punting(6 WGs in the last 3 months or so), but i still really like the walkup girls; they are what im familiar with and ive only gotten one rotten egg in the bunch.

if you like petite, tan little WGs(thai), then there are a few cheap ones in hung hom now that i am a fan of for a quick relief. ive done a review on both of them(bellee and jee jee). just search my username for the reports if you want an idea what to expect...

and that brings me to my final point. if you dont know what you want/where to start, youre in the right place! search the forum on a few different types of WGs(walkup, sauna, hotel girls, brothel girls, etc) and some different venues and decide what is best for you!

if you really want to get you 'feet wet' I suggest you go to one of the walk up massage places and get your feet massaged first then proceed to bet a body massage with HE
the sauna section have many reports of walk up massage places which you should review if massage and HE is what you want

Agree with twiceaweek.i started my punting career in Bkk but really hit my stride when I discovered the ease and simplicity of a HE sauna like gfs.

You simply can't go wrong. Walk in ask for 3 session's tell them a friend recommended you and if u r a gwielo then sit back (or better said lie down) and let the good times roll. No canto or Mandarin skills needed.