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Q: Why are condoms transparent?

A: So that sperms can at least enjoy the scene even if their entry is Restricted!



Q: What is the new AIDS awareness slogan?

A: Try different positions with the same woman instead of same position with different         women.



Q: What will happen if earth rotates 30 times faster?

A: Men will get their salary everyday and women will bleed to death.



Q: Why do 90% gals have left boobs bigger than the right handed?

A: Because 90% boys are right handed.



Q: What is the difference between a PANTY and a STAGE CURTAIN?

A: When you pull down the STAGE CURTAIN, the show is over, but when you pull down the PANTY, it is SHOW TIME.



Q: What does a signboard outside a prostitute’s home say?

A: Married MEN not allowed. We serve the needy, not the greedy.
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